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@burgwx and none of the wx forecasters got it right...

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

The name San Marzano has no legal protection in the United States. In Italy the tomato has a DOP, a protected designation, which means it has to be grown in a specific area near Naples, canned whole peeled or in fillets, and certified by a consortium that puts a numbered seal on the can. None of that applies here. A can labeled San Marzano in an American grocery store can be a different variety, grown anywhere, packed anywhere, and it's completely legal. In 2011 the president of that Italian consortium told a reporter he thought maybe 1% of the San Marzano sold in the US was the real thing.

The real ones are easy to spot once you know. The can says Pomodoro San Marzano dell'Agro Sarnese-Nocerino, carries the DOP seal, and has a consortium number on it. Never diced, never crushed, never pureed, because the certification doesn't cover those forms. Cento is the one people argue about. They use a third party certifier called Agri-Cert rather than the consortium, and a class action filed in May says calling that Certified San Marzano is misleading. Cento says it left the consortium voluntarily over labeling and that Agri-Cert is EU approved.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Agreed.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

She just lost 2028. This will live in infamy.

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@johnondrasik @MZHemingway They ARE Giants

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@elonmusk @KayeMcCartney

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@BBCWorld Hungry person travels to grocery store to buy items for dinner

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@RepThomasMassie @grok does H. R. 9495 say anything about immigration in Spain?

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@RepThomasMassie @grok does H. R. 8595 say anything about immigration in Spain

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@Fastmail Fix the iOS apps for iPhone and iPad. They just hang when you open them!

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@Fastmail you are having a lot of issues recently...what gives?

[Sphere @SphereVegas]

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[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

SPRINGSTEEN CALL: Bruce Springsteen called for a collective prayer of thanks for the safety of President Donald Trump following a shooting at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

MORE: https://t.co/WDF6WdWrX2

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@grok Fix it

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@grok I am premium, why are you telling me you are not available

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@grok Telling me to upgrade to SuperGrok

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

The New York Times has reported that the east coast beaches may disappear in as little as 25 years from now.

Just kidding; this was published in 1995.

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@frogandtoadbook @KayeMcCartney

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Iran's supreme leader says the Strait of Hormuz will remain closed as a "tool of pressure" in his first public remarks since his appointment. Follow live updates. https://t.co/hNQk0TEtvZ