Beckie 💙

Still unsure about this whole ‘existence’ thing to be honest... Thingy/Wotsitsname instagram : beckieboo1981

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@bakwasbandkrein Somethin’ like a Phenomenon

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@THORPEPARK @CWOA Phantom & Fantasia

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@THORPEPARK @CWOA Logger & Leap

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@scenehe4rt Seldom

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@MartinSLewis (For ‘rehire’ read: ‘their’ 🙄)

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@MartinSLewis Felix and whiskas both reduced pouch contents from 100g to 85g on rehire standard in jelly/in gravy varieties (they kept the pouches the same size, so they’re weirdly under filled now) and across a large box of cat food that’s a huge drop

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@JaneFallon Zsa Zsa and Klaus

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@mindofprospect Pretty sure co-op do a banging red velvet cake and most of them are open late on Sundays

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@TheCinesthetic

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@LouiseMBuckley Fairy Tale by @StephenKing

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@latsot Snarf.

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@ParkLaneBlock40 @ODEONCinemas Two tickets for £10 every month if you have an Amazon prime subscription

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@Aiannucci @FanaticFennec @LynnPW @corcc11 @checkmateb1tch @Juleschao My mum would accuse any person who left a door open of being born in a barn, which is definitely relevant somewhere here i’m sure.

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@kazannekeech @brightonsnapper Or was it @EastSussexFRS? Not sure - but either way thanks as was pretty scary!

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@kazannekeech @brightonsnapper I was along the road with the postman directing traffic away as there were no police there and cars were driving towards it even though it was clearly on fire!

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@kazannekeech @brightonsnapper @WestSussexFire did an amazing job getting it under control, so impressive and handled swiftly and safely, actually awesome 👍🏻

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@MichaelRosenYes Zed’s dead, Baby.

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@NoContextHumans Their respective ingredients:

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@AdamCSharp When Dylan sacked his hairdresser she was discomBobulated

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@SoVeryBritish Not one word, but one of my late Dad’s exclamations - ‘Gee willickers it’s chillickers’ 🥶 - which still makes me grin.