Biance Rykheer

[Steve Dutzy @SteveDutzy]

FUN PRANK:

Make a bunch of people study their asses off for 4 years,

then reward them with a sheet of paper

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I woke up feeling really motivated, but I got over it.

[denise @Stellacopter]

I would only want to bungee jump if I could slap someone at the bottom and bounce away while giving them the finger.

[eEric @ericsshadow]

If I could be any politician, I would choose suicide.

[tazz @noneofyours99]

there's no happy endings
it's just a race to the grave

[Saucy Tart @miss_saucytart]

You know what the problem is? There's too many boys and not enough men.

[☥ ᎦᏞᎽ ℬᏒᎥᎪᏒ ☥ @BriarSlyMalice]

WHISKEY...

...because clothing, logic, & balance are overrated.

[Matt Trupia @Tamalehawk]

What's worse than when a person turns to you raises their eyebrows and makes mouth shapes it's like HERE we go with spoken language again

[teen guy thinkin™ @teenguythinkin]

Dear stress, let's break up.

[Ayesha @demented_Ash]

I'm in a "Wake me up n I'll cut you!!" state of mind...

[♠️ James ♠️ @pplwtching]

Women named Olga use sheep for tampons

[Bare Essentials @Ar_mi21]

Oh you are a keeper

I am a sleeper

[Smile™ @smilepIease]

relationship goals

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

Wish there was a liquor truck...like an ice cream truck.

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

It's hard to love people because there's also pizza, dogs and beer