Maddi Bebler

she/her • temporary texan • permanent doofus

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

Getting my fortune read (letting the color of the iced coffee decide my day)

[NASA Science @NASAScience_]

To the next giant 'leaf'! 🥬

@NASA researchers are investigating whether growing vegetables on the @Space_Station can help overcome astronauts’ feelings of isolation when they eventually go to the Moon and beyond. Learn more: https://t.co/ROpqkwdsRF

[Hayley Harding @Hayley__Harding]

The windows? Open. The fall candle? Lit. The fact it will be in the mid- to upper-80s this weekend? Irrelevant.

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

Whichever neighbor tattled to the HOA about our lawn edges, ur mamas a HO

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

I may be spending the day cleaning but at least it's not the daycare where we were handed a washcloth and plastic gloves and told to clean toilets.

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

@lernsunbee Feels like it involves sage and maybe a lock of hair? Something tasteful.

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

Hypothetically, if one was to find a Furby in a corner of the attic, do you burn it to cleanse the house or do you give it a place of honor to avoid angering the spirit?

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

@babycakeskin I can't handle the thought of it juiced up on human blood

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

Merry Christmas to everyone but especially Alex and his brother for telling their uncle that cryptocurrency sounds like a pyramid scheme

[miniPCR bio @miniPCR]

Really love our team, especially when we bring new science to new places. Thanks @genesinspace @BoeingSpace @ISS_CASIS

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

@Hayley__Harding Married at first sight, specifically season 9. BF could not name a single character but knew them all by sight

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

@AnAlexB1 buddy I can recognize like half the overwatch characters now you can make the effort to learn about bunting

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

Alex found how we can watch Olympic softball which is great but he also insists on arguing about what a hit is which is not great

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

@FullySintered Tried to explain on base percentage against batting average and he started atonal screaming. I've given it up lol

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

Not sure what makes him more angry, fielders choice being a thing or the concept of errors

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

@babycakeskin Everyone knows thats how you get them out of a water park

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

@babycakeskin Lemme twist the knife, it's almost exclusively Aldi brand

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

@FullySintered Every time he thinks he's getting a noodle dish and every time he ends up disappointed

[Maddi Bebler @beebs_notbiebs]

For the third time during lockdown Alex was adventurous with his take out order and accidentally got soup I am cackling