res_of_oxgodby

never lives in the present

[tranquil perform adequate @sylintactgrate]

@hollowearthterf It's amazing how men are so solipsistic/narcissistic to forget that basic-adulting for 99% of ppl, man, woman, single, married, is "work job get money". They act like them doing basic-adulting is making some noble sacrifice for family while women doing so is selfish girlbossing

[The Sietch of Sci-Fi | @TSoS_]

Sometimes TikTok really does pull out the good stuff

[M. Night Shyamalan @MNightShyamalan]

This Brazilian fan really made me laugh.

[Dear Thommy 💘 @thom_weights]

Three idiots: bumbling around the woods with film cameras, arguing with each other.

The Blair Witch:

[res_of_oxgodby @beigealien]

Samesies

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

6. Your face

Pain Scale 7/10

Puppies are warm and soft and holding one makes you think life is going to be ok.

That puppy may whip around and bite your face giving you a nasty gash to remind you the world is cruel and unforgiving.

It hurts and your face bleeds a ton.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Anyone else get the vibe that hammerhead sharks fell off? When I was a kid I felt like they were a top 2-3 shark, now I never think about them.

[Shaindel Beers 🍻 @shaindelr]

I think a lot of the shock about Alice Munro right now is people not realizing that for a certain generation of women (especially), the family was a company that you worked in PR for. Your main concern was to protect the reputation of the family.

[evan @evangrizlon]

My dog the second i accidentally drop his leash

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

If God didn't want me to use the em dash, why did he enshrine it in nature? In the horizon line—the lightning-harrowed bough—the canyon's pink striation—the pupil of the goat

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

tech evangelists would make me so much more interested in AI if they kept posting videos of like massive spreadsheets and datasets getting sorted with remarkable speed rather than the grossest 4 second gifs of bad cgi art you can imagine

[MC_Enthusiast @Laserpig_Utopia]

Does anyone have that post about how humans are basically the Fae to other creatures? Terrifying, may kill you for breaking rules you don't and can't possibly comprehend, but may also save your life or do the impossible for you if you ask politely.

[J.A @jeremiahajayi_]

If you’re not intentional about deriving joy from the little things, the struggles of adulthood would make you grumpy and miserable.

[TheSignOfFive @TheSignOfFive]

Modern living is getting increasingly impossible for every class

It's just too stressful, too fractious, and too humiliating on a daily basis

The मत्स्य न्याय society we've constructed on the ashes of the old, cannot survive another century

[chase @_chase_____]

having a sister in the medical field is so funny. she’s like “today i delivered a baby and assisted in a surgery that will fundamentally improve someone’s quality of life” and i’m like “i made a spreadsheet worse than how i found it”

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is basically every guy on Twitter who promotes a newsletter

[res_of_oxgodby @beigealien]

Hahaha! True though 🌝

[zeta @zeta_globin]

honest question but why are Australians so much hotter than the British & Irish when they're the same gene pools

[codegraph 🇺🇸 @codegraph]

@zeta_globin Australians are what happens when British are given proper food and sunshine