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I am not a dolphin.

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@fesshole What about a garage ‘en bloc’?

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@anon_opin “Simply peel and reseal” - give me a break

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@JeansAndSheux Unfortunately he’ll have to forego the Avios on his BA Amex this time too.

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@CrystalSeth8 @fifi_dontsackme @JillHur06648946 @MonkEmma @UniteUKParty You’re not missing much tbh 😉

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@CrystalSeth8 @fifi_dontsackme @JillHur06648946 @MonkEmma @UniteUKParty Oh come on… I’m no fisher fan but if you think a DJ who has his own night at Hi is getting €1000 for the night then you’re very much mistaken - or trolling

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@JeansAndSheux Almost certainly. I imagine every time a new machine is finished some absolute legend says ‘bish, bash…’

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@JeansAndSheux It’s known as ‘that’ dishwasher in our house. E.g. “have you put that dishwasher on?”
“What, that one?”
“Yes”
Lovely banter, can be applied to most white goods.

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@Jimllpaintit @RealBobMortimer

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@HarryEnfield6 Do you have any clips of the geordie character who talks about the programmes he watches on tv? Classic one is the electric bike - “if ya pedal reeelly hard on the way up a hill, ya divven have to pedal on the way doon!”

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@fabulucy 🎶
Only… 24 toasters from Scunthorpe
Only… 6 double beds from Torquay
🎶

Or something like that

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@Michael1979 I don’t wish to become one of your enemies but I feel it is my duty to point this out. There is, I assume, a missing word in the introduction - “Their lives have never [been] the same since”.

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@robmanuel I’m sure there’s been a hash bang bin bash there at some point

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@JeansAndSheux @JimmyP_LDN Toby Le Rone

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@HarryRomero_ I don’t know, but I do know that when The Reflex does a ‘revision’ it��s gonna be good 😁(I know, no-one asked)

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@JeansAndSheux Please can we have an option for the lower case ‘R’? Some scene members are sticklers for proper grammar

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@NoContextBrits @petedoherty Bosh!

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@LNplum @IamHappyToast Looks a lot like Konami but that’s only 2 stripes

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@anon_opin That’s why it’s the number one in the @JeansAndSheux scene

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@mahome_s @Damnn65301024 @CaffeinatedBean @TheeHornyyPoPo 👍

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@anon_opin If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down