Telling everyone who would listen that the new Meta Ray Bans were just $379 only to find out the Gen 2 Ray Bans were different from the “Meta Ray-Bans Display” makes me tonight’s big loser
At the risk of sounding incredibly broke I hate this mf’r with everything in me. He’s such a fucking asshole. Why do people go on his show just to be talked down to and shamed? I don’t get it. (This post is brought to you by rocket money)
Being drunk is a choice
Just had around 17 shots
Everyone else stumbling and mumbling
I am laser sharp
I don't allow drunkenness in my body
Ever.
Self-control by the power of the Holy Spirit
I will be up at 4 AM.
May no demons have dominion over my body
Spirit > flesh
If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a Gromit mug
Go into debt if you have to
Having a Gromit mug communicates status to women and business relationships