Ben

I can never tell if I’m being serious.

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@therunawayhq *opens notes*
Tag Jon in more insta memes
*closes notes*

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@TheRunawayHQ 40 years of runway

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@cshoate Two minutes is a bold-faced lie

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@BradT2323 @SheaSerrano Happy to see this is the top comment.

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Yesterday a close friend told me I’m not as dumb as I️ look but now that I know they have dumb-looking friends I don’t respect their opinion

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something something data flow

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Halfway through Jack Ryan and Jim still hasn’t looked at the camera

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Top-5 magicians of all time:

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@HoldenAdam @barstooltweetss ajajajaja

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Things I’m attracted to:

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With enough patience, a butt dial can turn into a booty call.

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Not all trips are road trips, but they can all be roadie trips.

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@ADAMDEVINE hey man you really don’t look that sweaty on stage. It’s more of a glisten

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At one point in history a human looked at a tree and said, “I’m gonna wipe my butt with you” and now the tp industry is worth $30 billion.

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A Guide To Honking 🚙

Long📢: Don’t hit me
Single📢: Don’t make me hit you
Double📢: Don’t take this as criticism but I believe it’s your turn

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Just found a Dorito crumb in my shoe. Pretty rad confirmation that I have my priorities in line.

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@Zac_Fowler I see a bicycle half-fixed

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@MrRatcliff @CWRyder damn

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How do B-Days get more hype than A+Days

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@MrRatcliff “If you’re going to try something go all the way ... you will be alone with the gods and the nights will flame with fire.” -C.B.