benk

Pack animal

[Pivo @bautanist]

Sorry if that's not the response you wanted, but being very sad 𝘪𝘴 what I do for fun

[lee gatlin @neilaglet]

ghosts of halloweens past

[donni saphire @donni]

It’s bad for your mental health to know about most things

[benk @benktweets]

@Ciara_Knight What are they even supposed to be??

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Using the Mercator Projection on a sphere is bold

[Neil @_Enanem_]

This lie’s gone on for long enough, and I for one am sick of it.

That, Poppins, is not saying it backwards.

[Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt]

The only vampire who matters to me lives on Sesame Street. The rest don't count.

[Tom Cashman @_tomcashman]

Some absolutely all time stuff from @concettacaristo

[Tatsuya Tanaka 田中達也 @tanaka_tatsuya]

特急しろねぎ

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

Sergeant Major: “YOU SOLDIERS HAVE BEEN RECRUITED INTO THE TINA TURNER SQUADRON WHERE YOU WILL BECOME SIMPLY THE BEST! INTRODUCE YOURSELF!”

Soldier: “I’M YOUR PRIVATE, DAN, SIR!”

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

Unfathomable amounts of people have fallen in love, found beauty in a sunset, were brave, cowardly, loyal, traitors, died fighting senseless wars in the names of tribes and gods that will never be remembered for an amount of time literally incomprehensible

[Tyler ''pronouns idiot'' Foster 🤖 @tylergilfoster]

[*misreading this*] Dan Aykroyd has killed and he will kill again

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

me opening an incognito window before googling a dumb question: now computer won't know I'm stupid

[James Mellor @JamesDFMellor]

One of my cartoons from the previous Private Eye. One I'm rather fond of, as it happens.
I'm happy to also have a couple in the new edition - out today!

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

[benk @benktweets]

@TheAndrewNadeau We know exactly what it is. Also on the album is the track "Monsters' Mash Party", precisely that which The Monster Mash sings of https://t.co/2zlMTAhICw

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

It’s incredible they still haven’t ironed out all the problems after this much time.

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

the U.S.A. is only two and a half Jimmy Carters old

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Mmm naan bread