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💙💛🧡 make art not war

[alt benny @bennyadamo2]

I hope you're into tall dark and depressing

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psychotic cookie monster on the loose in santa cruz

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sunday is spelled m-a-r-i-j-u-a-n-a

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@WonderW97800751 taxpayer dollars hard at work

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my date had three teeth, one in her mouth and two in her pocket

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I'm about as sharp as a marble

[Mademoiselle @3percentsolid]

i can't stress this enough

IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS EXPENSIVE TO EXIST

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@WonderW97800751 oh hell naw

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this free app with random strangers is a mess

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true friends stab you in the front

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

Depeche Mode: words are very unnecessary

Me: no shit

[Satan.gov @beyers_remorse]

It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times

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damn you know you're bachelor af when it smells like something went bad in your freezer

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@insultsrare @CruisinSoozan looks like a pack of hotdogs under there

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someone out there loves all your little quirks and appreciates you just the way you are.. not me though

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@IamEveryDayPpl @beefman138 oh that's coming

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the lobster bib stays on during sex

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@_Bori22 never

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as valentines evening transitions into valentines night watch as the mood on twitter goes from "I'm single jokes on me" self-deprecation to "I'm sick with crippling loneliness" despondency

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@_Bori22 what up chica business as usual over here

[Stoicdelight @mellowbear4]

Pretty fucking rude none of you have woo’d the fuck out of me today all of days.