bentonwilliams

Failed search funder now bd at slack. Tweets are personal and infrequent. I am much fatter irl.

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@mettler It’s a mutual fund but
https://t.co/KImAaHBCHR
Gives away 50% of profits since 1993.

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@Meaningness @buster How could they get so big only eating ants? I’d be tiny if I only ate what amounts to rice that runs around.

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@Intuit You also use your money and lobbyists to keep the government from doing our taxes for us so you can be a tax on our taxes

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@avinbansal @ThatEricAlper Me too, so we are both wrong

[Slack Developers @SlackAPI]

Today we announced our acquisition of @missions_ai. Here’s our Platform GM, @brianpelliott, on what this will enable for Slack developers. https://t.co/QpCIK212Ta

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@ruthiejsf @larayburn Four copies of Jose Cruz

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@avinbansal Sexual Chocolate!

[Albert I. Chen @aic2002]

https://t.co/2B4vG9cu1T #ntusg #chenlab #neuroscience #cerebellum #deepcerebellarnuclei #skilledmovement #locomotion #urocortin3

[Barry Ritholtz @Ritholtz]

Monster thread and a new follow for me... https://t.co/4NafczZXGV

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@ruthiejsf Yup

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@ritagarg @rishigarg @taneyhill I'll eat one beforehand so it is a fair contest.

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@MisterArcher it is almost ready.

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@echosign

Please let me recover my password. Please. I don't know what I did to deserve this, but whatever it was, I'm sorry. Please?

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

How does school or mortgage debt factor into a good portfolio @Wealthfront? Should this replace bond holdings?

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

@ethankurz that explains the incredibly high quality of the answers.

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http://t.co/xY5CO189 just added another 7 day wait to my install time. I hate you. Evidently competing with Comcast on bad customer service.

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

Hey @mayoredlee, fix the parking ticket payment website. Worse than paying a ticket is trying and failing because the site is down.

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

Impressed by the difficulty involved in figuring out that one cannot get an H1N1 vaccination. Call 311 for update.

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

Angels are getting stingier. Or "more cautious."
http://tinyurl.com/cwd7ak

[bentonwilliams @bentonwilliams]

Are umbilical cord blood banks viable?