Brittany 🌱

Feminist bitch. Hobbit sized. Petty & proud. Married AF. She/Her. Ⓥ for the animals. My New Year’s resolution was to be meaner and it’s going great.

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

If you voted for trump you’re a Nazi fuck and I hope you live every day with overwhelming guilt and regret. I wish you the absolute worst. Fuck yourself with a chainsaw.

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

Some weak chinned loser who looks like they crawled out of their troll hole will be on here tweeting about women as if they have a shot with them lmao

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

More OOTDs

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Yeah, I have a debilitating headache. But what am I supposed to do about it?? Take medicine?? I mean, can you imagine

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Barbara please! Please Barbara !!

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

Sometimes you just gotta sext at work.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

We lost the art of having friends come over just to hang out

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

Showing this to my boss first thing in the morning.

[Chris @citehchris]

they should pay you 500k a year just cause you’re such a joy to have in the office

[sensei 🕷️ @senseispidey]

Bro somebody has to fucking do SOMETHING about domestic flight prices this is RIDICULOUS

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

I suggest a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

andrew tate is currently uncontrollably shitting himself while stuck in solitary confinement

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

You and me both

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I want to become friends with Elijah Wood.

[kelly □ @kellybby75]

And no one's gonna last forever
And nothing's gonna last forever
And no one's gonna last forever
And nothing's gonna last forever.

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Happy to be an inspiration even when it gives desperate 😂

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

New Charli XCX album is phenomenal, but naturally, losers are hating because it's not Brat. Proof that if you bring coke to a party ONE TIME that's all people will ever want from you

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

Besch day with the beach babe. Catch me in the shade 🦇🖤

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

Bert xcx is back bitches. 🖤

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

Haven’t worn a non high waisted bathing suit in YEARS but I’m not letting insecurity have a say so in wearing what I want anymore. I want an even smaller bottom so I can let my bush shine.

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

Bert xcx serving cunt all summer long. Marc’s the photographer 🥰

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

I’m feeling the call of bangs.

[Brittany 🌱 @bertisagirl]

Two totally separate things, bb. Unfair to compare in my opinion.

[ryan @beforethefevers]

if i said music fashion film is better than brat then what