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North Carolinian turned New Hampshirite. Director of Software Engineering at @litmusapp (he/him)

[🅱🅴🆁🆃 @bertlamb]

@dhh It is only cancel culture if it comes from the Cancelle region of France, otherwise it is just sparkling consequences

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Kind of accidentally opened Twitter after a long time of avoiding it. I've missed all of you. Hope you're doing well. Elon sucks.

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The beginnings of my amateur hummus modeling career

[Litmus @litmusapp]

We’re back with our #10YearsOfLitmusLive series 🎉 Let’s rewind to 2014, the birth year of the “that hummus guy.”

Who exactly is *that hummus guy*? He's none other than our very own, @bertlamb: party dip champion and philosopher of all things chickpeas.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

A mass shooter murders six people. I go on MSNBC and refer to God with the "Her" pronoun while talking about the religious context of this horrific incident.

Guess which one this editor at Fox News wants to discuss?

Unsurprisingly, he did not have a good response to my answer.

[🅱🅴🆁🆃 @bertlamb]

@SteveSyfuhs @agowa338 Android and iOS both have ways to limit app overreach without uninstalling an app. Give the power to the users and let the feedback flow back to the vendors by the number of "helpful" things users turn off.

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Still mad at how bad the attempt by @motogp to copy Drive to Survive was. They had an opportunity to bring people to the sport and botched it so terribly

[Mekka 💉x7 @[email protected] @mekkaokerekebye]

So many dudes that spent the last 5 years being dead wrong about crypto, pivot right to "No one wants to work anymore!" and "anti-woke" talking points, with no acknowledgement of their last round of bad calls and failure to understand the world.

Why do y'all listen to them?

[🅱🅴🆁🆃 @bertlamb]

@shanselman It is around the time you figure out how much you are worth

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This isn't terrifying at all to look at.

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@Melissa_Lem I hope your story encourages other speakers to reconsider their participation in the event

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@ahmetb @halvarflake So are median software engineers at google

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@whale Tron soundtrack is my go-to focus coding music

[🅱🅴🆁🆃 @bertlamb]

Thanks Sylvan Esso for spending 424 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Sunburn. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/RGEQKwAx23

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@Austen @gliese1337 But I bet those remaining engineers are close to zero fucks

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@lennysan This vegetable peeler is the best vegetable peeler I have ever used. I love it and it is weird to say that https://t.co/H4ap2hJ3wm

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

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@joncoopertweets Satan

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@BillHiggins I fear the aspiring billionaires will continue to idolize him and start taking pages from his horrible horrible playbook

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions?

Yes.

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

What if the point of political journalism is not to predict outcomes but to clearly lay out what’s at stake in our political choices?

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