Sajeet Rajbhandari

My stories are better than my puns.

[Pranaya Rana @inkthink]

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[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

I had a pretty sheltered childhood. every once in a while I make some memory like this that shatters my shelter, that opens my eyes to the true personalized tragedies everyone lives through. I yearn for my innocence back. leaves and trees looked brighter back then

[Tommo @TommoMcCluskey]

This is up there for the sassiest grand prix of all time

[Pranaya Rana @inkthink]

And what the fuck is so alarming about this? Nepal belongs to Nepali Muslims as much as anyone else. He can pray wherever he wants to.

[Oh Chee Peng ♻️ 🌎 @ohcheepeng]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 My parents sent me to these arithmetic class at 6 years old, and, at that age, I concluded that human brain should not be used to calculate, that is calculator's job. :)

[Sumana @SumanaShrestha]

If you have ever traveled around Nepal, you definitely know how bumpy the rides can get, and how polluted it can get. Whether you live in Kathmandu or in Biratnagar or Butwal or Karnali, the ordeals of travel are not unknown to you. In those moments, I bet you have made bold statements like, “If it were me, I would do xyz…..!!!”

Well, I call you today to help improve our roads, and this time we focus on a road stretch that connects Balaju to Trishuli to Rasuwagadhi- Pasang Lhamu Highway.

Whether you are an expert in civil engineering, construction law, highway engineering, international relations, journalism, public health or project management – or a student of these subjects, we need you!

Sign up to be part of our two-week-long hackathon to identify issues around Nepal’s road planning, which is mired with various issues of contract law, diplomacy, strategic road mapping, international relations environment & health hazards.

We welcome you to dedicate two weeks of your time towards building this nation through RSP’s public campaign!

Please use the form link to apply by March 4: https://t.co/vNqyq8ML3P

[Sumana @SumanaShrestha]

यदि तपाईँले नेपालका सडकहरूमा यात्रा गर्नुभएको छ भने, उपडखापड सडकमा धुलाम्मे गाडी नै सब भन्दा पहिले याद आउँछ होला। यात्रा काठमाडौँमा होस् वा विराटनगरमा होस् वा बुटवलमा होस् वा कर्णालीमा होस्, गन्तव्यको छापभन्दा यात्राका अवरोधहरू हामीलाई बढी याद हुन्छन्। यात्रामा हामीले समस्या भोग्दा त हामीलाई पक्कै पनि लाग्छ, "यदि यो सडकको ठेकेदार/इन्जिनियर/कानुनी सल्लाहकार म भइदिएको भए, मैले………..!!!"

ल गज्जब! अब, तपाईँलाई हाम्रो सडकहरू अझ राम्रो बनाउन नीतिगत मद्दत गर्ने अवसर छ। अहिलेको लागि हामी बालाजुदेखि त्रिशूली हुँदै रसुवागढी जोड्ने सडक (पासाङ ल्हामु राजमार्ग) विस्तार परियोजनाको सुधारमा केन्द्रित छौँ। यसमा तपाईँको रुचि र विज्ञताको सहयोगको अपेक्षा गर्दछौँ।

तपाईँ सिभिल इन्जिनियरिङ, निर्माण सम्बन्धी कानुन, हाइवे इन्जिनियरिङ, अन्तर्राष्ट्रिय सम्बन्ध, पत्रकारिता, जनस्वास्थ्य वा परियोजना व्यवस्थापनका विशेषज्ञ हुनुहुन्छ? वा यी विषयहरूको विद्यार्थी हुनुहुन्छ? हामीलाई तपाईँको समय र सहयोगको आवश्यकता छ!

करार कानुन, कूटनीति, Strategic road mapping, अन्तर्राष्ट्रिय सम्बन्ध, वातावरण र स्वास्थ्य जोखिमका विभिन्न मुद्दाहरूले घेरिएको नेपालको सडक योजना वरपरका मुद्दाहरू पहिचान गर्न हाम्रो दुई हप्ता लामो ह्याकाथनमा सहभागी बन्नुहोस्।

राष्ट्र निर्माणमा आफ्नो दुई हप्ताको समय योगदान गर्न हामी तपाईँलाई विनम्रतापूर्वक स्वागत गर्दछौँ! सँगै रासपाको राष्ट्रव्यापी दबाव कार्यक्रममा सहभागी हौँ!

सहभागीको सङ्ख्या सीमित हुनेछ र आवेदन फाल्गुन २१ मा बन्द हुनेछ।

[Pranaya Rana @inkthink]

How often do you use Pathao or Indrive? Do you know their history?

This week's Off the Record takes a closer look at ride-hailing services. The rise and fall of Tootle, the eventual dominance of Pathao, and the current InDrive challengers.

Link in bio. Read, share subscribe!

[Sajeet Rajbhandari @betimagic]

@BhandariSayujya When I sit to write, I start to want to yeet myself off a cliff. 😗🎶

[Pranaya Rana @inkthink]

Since @recordnepal remains on a publishing hiatus, I'm considering guest posts on the newsletter. If anyone's interested, shoot me a DM and let's talk!

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

Creative writing will not bring you money, fame, happiness, or validation. Generally it brings you nothing! Be prepared to bring everything of yourself and receive absolutely nothing! Become a writer!

[Sumana @SumanaShrestha]

यो दशैंको बिदामा तपाईहरु माझ प्रेरणा, हर्ष र उमङ्ग बाढ्न हामीले हाम्रो पड्कास्टको दोश्रो श्रिङ्खला लिएर आएका छौं।

यो हो - प्रविधिका क्षेत्रमा नेपालीहरुको रोजगार योग्यता बारे।

अभिभावक,युवाहरु, विद्यालय र क्याम्पस सन्चालकहरु, देखि देशका निम्ति कानून लेख्ने - सबैले सुन्नै पर्ने!

[dizzy! @dizzydizzydazed]

i mentioned to my therapist that i’ve basically just spent two months stuck in bed playing botw and he was like “you know what the best part of that game is? you can do whatever you want. you can climb everything. you can cook.” and i started sobbing bc i hadn’t put it together.

[Pranaya Rana @inkthink]

Oh to be a cat in this weather.

[KFC @kfc]

Watching SatoSugu breakup was even harder from behind the register 😭

[Heben Nigatu @hebennigatu]

What if we kissed under the glaring light of the blank google doc I should be writing in

[Sumana @SumanaShrestha]

यदी तपाईँ फेसबुक, इन्स्टाग्राम, टिकटकका माध्यमबाट आफ्नो सामान बेच्नुहुन्छ, कुनै सरसुविधा प्रदान गर्नुहुन्छ, वा कुनै कन्टेन्ट बनाएर आमदानी गर्नुहुन्छ र यो विद्युतीय व्यापार सम्बन्धी विधेयकमा आफ्ना राय राख्न चाहनुहुन्छ भने, कृपया यो फारम भर्नुहोला र हामीसँग छलफलमा जोडिनु होला।

[The Record @recordnepal]

miss us yet?

[Sudeep Shrestha @sudeepshree]

No Thelas. No street vendors.
Our Kathmandu is just for bikes.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[my first day in a drug cartel]
kingpin: where's the coke
me: is pepsi ok? hehe
[later]
police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body