@jet2tweets do you allow a @MyCarryPottyUK to be taken on plane as hand luggage please? We’re flying with you in June & just wanted to confirm either way. Thanks :)
Very British exaggerations:
-The wind nearly blew me away
-The queue was a mile long
-I've told you a million times
-I stepped in a puddle about a foot deep
-I’ve been on hold for hours
-The bread was rock hard
-I’ve got about 10,000 emails this morning
-It was fun
Work calls when working from home:
- Muting Netflix
- Locking your dog out of the room
- Awkward silences
- "Sorry no you go ahead"
- Small talk whilst you wait for someone to join
- Trying to eat your snacks with no one hearing
- "You're on mute"
- Still wearing your PJ's
#LoveIsland are still apparently taking applications for this year. I wonder if they’d accept a chubby girl, with shit hair & an unhealthy obsession with biscuits to represent the other 80% of the population 🤷🏻♀️ ..... Asking for a friend.