Akshaya

not to be taken seriously

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[John Collison @collision]

As you become an adult, you realize that things around you weren't just always there; people made them happen. But only recently have I started to internalize how much tenacity *everything* requires. That hotel, that park, that railway. The world is a museum of passion projects.

[Jay Kapoor @JayKapoorNYC]

When I say orthogonal instead of unrelated

[Ben Taylor @bentay]

This meeting could’ve been 57 slack messages over the span of two days

[evan (thebc12.base.eth) @thebc12]

Learn about what @harmonic_ai is building directly from @justyeswithanh !!

[𝙉𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙝 @theonly_nitish]

BTS of Indian Railways announcements 😭

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

[adam (6’4) 🇺🇸 @personofswag]

this meeting could have been a markdown file

[Filip Ganyicz @ganyicz]

So, have we all decided to just accept this?

[Akshaya @bhatbut]

Whoever’s Zohran’s speechwriter should run in the next mayoral elections.

[nico @nicochristie]

Accidentally said "hard" instead of "non-trivial" and they kicked me out of SF

[robyn @_robyn_smith]

I’m building the airbnb of cursor of notion for waymo

[Peter Wildeford🇺🇸🚀 @peterwildeford]

Completely agree. LLMs being possible should feel like insane magic.

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

the most recession indicator to ever recession indicator

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

just landed in sf is there a counter i go to for funding

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle