BifphWombat

Bringing brain cells to bear

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Overheard at 7-11
Dude with Indian accent: "Do you have little trees"?
Clerk: "Little trees"?
Me: "Do you mean air fresheners"?
Dude: "Yes, air fresheners"
2nd Clerk: "Over there" - left arm over head pointing to the right.
So, why AREN'T they just called "little trees"?

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@HankThomasDC @fhfurr Can confirm. Felt pressured to pay $ 1,650 to get the "free" HVAC tune-up guy to get the hell out of my house. They seemed surprised when I turned down their other "offers"

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@ProjectVirginia "Moon" is terrific. Highly recommended. TNSTAAFL

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@jameszimmermann It looks like they got a foosball table.

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@ProjectVirginia I could back the clock up 35+ years and the needed adjustments would read the same

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@jearl02s Honestly, you probably paid for it through financing and "normal" service fees.

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@jameszimmermann I'm sure your next gig will be on the digeridoo.

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@sternpinball @bifph

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@profstonge "Bitcoin cannot be hacked" says the guy reporting on all the hacks.

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@SunWeatherMan @grok, what are these quotes so I can be amused

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@WVbigfootmuseum More info, please

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@ProjectVirginia She had no money and Younkin kept his pockets closed. Plus, she couldn't give a speech. We still get to deal with Gov Corpse Flower

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@vmiss33 There are fewer attorneys involved

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@jameszimmermann If you find yourself needing, shop both. Lyft is 60-80% vs Uber in my experience.

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@7eleven Can I just get the Hazelnut Coffee?

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@cecsquared Multiple rolls of TP

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@jameszimmermann Bringing the trans to transubstantiation.

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@davepl1968 There's a "category" besides K&R?

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@TheShawnHendrix

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@harveyspistols @Costco Just put on an apron and set up samples on a small table

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@heresyfinancial What is this "CBS" of which you speak? Sounds like a thing for Boomers.