big gulp

[big gulp @bigcorn1884]

Just clocked into work and the whole place smells like hard boiled eggs. I am so fucking angry rn

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

They're putting ads in my childhood memories tomorrow

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

her mind

[JT @jiratickets]

So hungover I logged into my 401k and added beneficiaries

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[ohio didy totenham🤣🤣🤣 @Reddit_Spurs]

You aint nun but ahound dog 💀💀💀💀
Crine all time 💀💀😭😭😭😭

[GiGi @geneverwhat]

Why can’t they just have a violent bachelorette

[chance @chanceposts]

Anne Hathaway I have decrypted your signals and have received your message

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

The Virgin Mary and Saint Joseph to reunite in celebration of the anniversary of the 'birth of Christ'

[danlet @evildanevil]

Looking foward to walking around and looking at stuff this summer

[nayli ౨ৎ 🪄 @gillsowens]

babe wake up new quote about death by nicole kidman just dropped

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

im staying up late like don draper

[Wrath @nmewrath]

Kristi Noem: "I don't know of any peaceful protestor that shows up armed and with ammunition..."

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

After all this is over, we need to pass a law that makes social media posts from official agency accounts like this subject to perjury. It is too destructive to the country to let them keep lying and lying and lying without any possible legal remedy.

[big gulp @bigcorn1884]

@USDA Are ya’ll so broke you gotta use this dog shit AI slop to try to sell milk to white people? What in the actual fuck am I looking at?