Steve Climber, the outdoors ultimate enthusiast

World-renowned naturalist and lecturer.

[Steve Climber, the outdoors ultimate enthusiast @bigdumbshithead]

@spectraimsim every day on this website is a struggle to exercise herculean restraint in not telling 1000 different people to kill themselves

[Steve Climber, the outdoors ultimate enthusiast @bigdumbshithead]

@BmoreFun2525 @joewrote by vetoing every good piece of legislation that landed on her desk? yeah for sure dude that's exactly what leftists want thank you governor hamburger

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Conservatives: If you stand in front of a car it should be allowed to run you over

Also conservatives: If an unidentified agent of the state stands in front of your car, he should be allowed to shoot you to death

[Steve Climber, the outdoors ultimate enthusiast @bigdumbshithead]

@stefen_rosner is darche just paying him to keep dropping buyout windows for us

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

@NotSoGenesiz Small business owners lack the mental faculty to realize things

[🃏lifepilled joycel🃏 @dyslexicgoatz]

on my mitch McConnell shit no one has heard from me in days

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I spoke too softly for the Amtrak cafe attendant. Turkey sandwich and diet coke, please. She did not understand for she could not hear me. She began concentrating power in her fist in preparation for some sort of attack. I returned to my seat empty handed

[champagne of beers socialist @jaaahhnn]

Just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell and he told me I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Steve Climber, the outdoors ultimate enthusiast @bigdumbshithead]

@king_of_bob @jaredsthumbs that's literally what he said you fucking illiterate

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just watched England fucking DIE ON THE FIELD on the ROAD at the TOP OF A MOUNTAIN for their country only to see this team play like SCARED CHILDREN at HOME with a BRIBE ADVANTAGE

[Jake 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @jakonian]

Yeah, we’ve opened one before

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

it's funny that FIFA has sensors that detect the ball's rotation, acceleration, and location every .002 seconds (not exaggerating, the actual tech specs of the sensor) but also the game gets to the end and the ref says "ok I think 9 more minutes ... maybe more if I feel like it"

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

Currently listening through older patriotic and American folk music, and Civil War anthems are basically;

Confederate Songs: "I miss my underaged wife, our rations sucks, and Take me back home"

Union Songs: "I am on a mission from god to kill Slavers"

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Incredible

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Pete Campbell: Draper! Leaving already? This office is starting to look emptier than the Great American State Fair😏
Don Draper, booking an 11 am ticket for Minions and Monsters: I have to meet some important people

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Getting to be unemployed during a world cup is one of the most pure joys imaginable