Misses Thelioma

8'2😏
never the life of the party, but I get it started

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

@blooming_style6 kinda look like goofy shoes from the goofy movie

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

many would pay more, hit the DM's to buy a lightly used fleshlight

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

Unitoncally this is me once a week for the last three years

[Frosty Sanders @oldnudy]

Oh you eat steak and eggs on a wooden cutting board? I don’t give a fuck thanks.

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

My buddy could do this

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

Twitch Streamer @CarnyJared full combo'd Through the Fire and Flames at 200% speed on Guitar Hero, something never done before

He spent 9 months and 50,000 attempts to achieve this... actually insane

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

@JohnHinckley20 John Hinckley confirmed psyop instigator, this guy is glowy now btw

[miss kay @ladymisskay_]

Asking for a soup recipe is a little wild to me. Like bitch look in the pot what’s in there?

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

Just saw a truck carrying way too much helium for 10 MRI machines

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

@Longfell_a @gbdman @MorePerfectUS taxes are paid on income dipshit, it does not matter at all what you spend your money on. keep lying to feel right

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

@XoticPC hello computer company will you give me a one for free, I have access to the circles of innumerable celebrities

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

the way I do this and have never felt peace once bc you bitch ass roommates make fun of me

[Eli @rats7]

I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

am I crazy I think this is just a really glowy psyop

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

hey you fucking piece of shit, give me your money like right now or I'm gonna put ur balls in The Squeezer #findommaster #findom #feet #dom #dommymommy

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

@Bias_Zebra @PaulJeffries @HeadBand42 @open_erv @NateB_Panic I guarantee you that NASA has a handbook filled to the brim with redundancies for each of their maintained satellites. Every space agency in history actually and factually.

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

@Grimezsz @_coldershoulder youve very much moved past the point of discussing theory, what are YOU doing to change the nazis you personally know, and better yet WHY do you personally know nazis

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

@Grimezsz @_coldershoulder with the girl who has a kid and still hangs with someone who did a Nazi salute on stage, you've already eroded any idea of good faith, you clearly aren't moved to action by the naziism in your own life so its pretty obviously you recovering internet clout at this point.

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

unfortunately some of y'all have uniform kinks tht are somehow rooted in fascist schools of thought. I will not be elaborating or taking notes.

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

most of the time but it's like less in a cutesy thinking way and more in a damn i need therapy way

[mark @markishoh]

Do u ever get rly high and think damn I got one life and I ended up a gay guy

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

last week at work I said I can practice me f--gay accent and I'm still thinking about it

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

@SailorScout_Z coke off the abs pour a shot of whiskey in the chest dent Perfect Night

[Misses Thelioma @bigratboi]

yes. Have you ever had an X-ray tech yell "WOAH" from the next room because your lungs and heart are so fucking big

[Ayce @flyin_casual]

Getting called hot is neat, but have you ever had a nurse doing labs tell you that you have incredible veins