biktor

[Manz 🇮🇨⚡👾 @Manz]

Me, at 2022

#Javascript

[Danny Thompson @DThompsonDev]

The feels!

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a…
– jobseeker
I want…
– ten years experience in a five year old technology
so that…
– I can be a rockstar

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a…
– persona
I want to…
– be a man or woman aged between 21 and 64 who enjoys cookery, running, purchasing enterprise-tier SaaS products, and reading
so that…
– all design decisions appear empathetic to me

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

Bureaucracy is institutionalized distrust; it’s putting obstacles in the way of people you don’t trust to prevent them from causing harm.

When you trust people, there’s no need for bureaucracy.

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"Sometimes the elegant implementation is a function. Not a method. Not a class. Not a framework. Just a function." – John Carmack

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As an…
– early user
I want to…
– a fragmented experience with multiple unfinished features
so that…
– MVP

[Dan Garfield @todaywasawesome]

According to @openshift the most popular workload for #Kubernetes is databases.

That's shocking. Maybe OpenShift is doing something really awesome with storage that I need to learn about?

[Megan Sullivan @meganesulli]

Power naps are the human equivalent of turning it off and on again

[nader dabit @dabit3]

Recruiter: do you have a link to some projects that you’ve built?

Me: sure - localhost:3000, localhost:3001, localhost:3030, localhost:8080

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

When a startup claims it has “AI” or “ML” and then you take a look at the actual tech

[The Coding Love 👨‍💻 @thecodinglove]

When the manager distributes our end of the year bonuses https://t.co/VGlTVO16tS

[Paw @luckymarmot]

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[Pedro Vicente @neteinstein]

Adoro a mudança de hora. Em vez do meu filho me acordar às 5:30 agora passa a ser às 4:30.
Ahhh como eu gosto da mudança de hora.

[rashiq @rashiq]

I reverse engineered mcdonald's internal api and I'm currently placing an order worth $18,752 every minute at every mcdonald's in the US to figure out which locations have a broken ice cream machine

https://t.co/2KsRwAdrMd

[Peter Steinberger 🦞 @steipete]

Remember when we laughed about Android’s variety of screen sizes?

[The Coding Love 👨‍💻 @thecodinglove]

When someone shows me their code and their IDE is in light theme https://t.co/BXBCNrw129 #thecodinglove

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"A computer is like a mischievous genie. It will give you exactly what you ask for, but not always what you want." - Joe Sondow

[Gabriele Petronella 🦋 gabro27.bsky.social @gabro27]

So this just happened:

- a bot found a vulnerability in a dependency
- a bot sent a PR to fix it
- the CI verified the PR
- a bot merged it
- a bot celebrated the merge with a GIF

https://t.co/mHnWudZlUs