Billy Simpson

Lives on a boat, sings, eats too much saussicon sec, despairs, rejoices, drinks.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@HardingMike Look, they’re wrong. But you’d still get the pension if you’d been on the dole all your life. This is the wrong argument. They shouldn’t look at anyone’s bank account.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@EdwardJacksonD @EngineerDustin @finding_finance They would say that.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@nellyweather @Neilos31 @ecLOLogy I think it could be a *bit* more Spanish.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@3NTHfbg @2ndLipkaTatar @bad_histories Just wow. Hey everyone! Come and look at this twat!

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@GrahamSmith_ You know, I think it just shows they’re rattled. Time was, they’d have just ignored it and the forelock-tuggers would have shouted down the realists. Not so these days.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@Rugby_Images @BobFromAccounts I’m with you on this. But tradespeople are pretty much the only ones who need to be driving to work. Anyone else can take public transport. It’s just a shame that the public transport is di shit. It should be free.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@Lukestruth @BrentLeeSDCIC I’ve had three and I’m still not dead.
It’s a bit shit.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@JosiahHawthorne Hardly any of these pricks have ever lived off grid. If they had they’d know it’s mostly mud, avoiding hypothermia, mud, fixing things by torchlight, mud, batteries, mud, and problem drinking.

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@Rod__Mason @domjoly Science doesn’t say anything Rod. It doesn’t have a mouth. That’s because it’s not a conspiracy of people cleverer than you, it’s just a method for testing hypotheses. You’d know this if you’d paid attention in school.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@colinrtalbot @implausibleblog You’d still get a pension if you’d spent your life on the dole. You can go now, Colin.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@AROtotheN Sorry mate. We’re keeping him.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@jonathanstea GP : don’t really have time, here’s some pills, fuck off.
Yes, the others peddle quackery, but you get seventy quid’s worth of giving a fuck from that lot. Sometimes that’s all it takes.
Let me be clear, the therapies are shite. Weirdly, the therapists are often great.

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@docoho It’s for kids, Ian. Kids.

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@esjesjesj He soooo wants people to think he’s cool, doesn’t he? Even more than he wants to *be* cool.

[Billy Simpson @billycrispyduck]

@LeeJone50103071 @AkanKwaku Uh uh uh mince piiiiiiies!

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@FOBRacing You’re a good egg.

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@DulwichCleanAir You’re right. Public transport should come first. But I built my own bike trailer. It’s lasted over six years of constant use. It cost me £65.

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@baratheongirl This is wrong though. You’re suggesting government by focus group.

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@nickreeves9876 @RichardJMurphy @MarySchmoller Same old shit.

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@alexklaushofer @MaertensDanny That’s the problem. The idea “I can and should drive everywhere” has been normalised.