Biondo

Computer Engineer | Apple Internal Developer | Android Developer

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@enuzzo @TeslaNewswire Che fortunelli 😂🥲

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@Giovann68454656 Filippo ha gestito una merda quest’anno i falò… per me aveva tanto da dire ma come al solito lo ha interrotto ogni volta!

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

Quest’anno Filippo è stato a dir poco vergognoso! Ha pilotato la maggior parte dei falò, soprattutto quello di Cristian e Soraya! Per me Cristian aveva molto da dire e voleva spiegare bene determinati concetti, ma è stato bloccato costantemente da Filippo. Quest’anno @TemptationITA ha fallito con il viaggio dei sentimenti, e il carnefice è stato Filippo 👎🏻 #filippobisciglia #temptationisland

[Errico De Rosa @ErricoDeRosa]

TUTORIAL: COME APPROVARE IL TESLA FSD IN ITALIA 🇮🇹

Fase 1: Applicare il mutuo riconoscimento all'omologazione dell'RDW (Motorizzazione Olandese).

Fase 2: Fatto. Le nostre strade diventano immediatamente più sicure.

È tutto previsto dall'"Articolo 39": una norma comunitaria che permette di recepire una tecnologia già rigorosamente testata per 18 mesi e su 1,6 milioni di km.

L'Italia ha l'opportunità di muoversi subito e in totale autonomia, senza dover attendere i lunghi iter burocratici di Bruxelles.

Cinque Nazioni europee hanno già colto questa occasione: 🇳🇱 🇧🇪 🇩🇰 🇱🇹 🇪🇪

Ministro @matteosalvinimi, Direttore Servedio Gaetano, Pres. @GiorgiaMeloni, @mitgov_it, il dossier è sulla vostra scrivania.

Abbiamo le carte in regola per essere leader europei nella prevenzione e proteggere chi viaggia. 🚗

Basterebbe pochissimo per trasformare questa istanza in realtà! 👇

(📹 clip via @teslanerdX)

@Tesla @teslaeurope @tesla_italia @elonmusk @tullio_ferrante @AntonioIannone @MirkoMontagna0 #TeslaFSD #FSDItalia #SicurezzaStradale #Innovazione #Autopilot #Tesla #MITinnoviamo #FSDItaly #FSDSupervised #GuidaAutonoma #FSD #MutuoRiconoscimento https://t.co/H9r9wUMOdk

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@rhensing This is why is so important to have a retrofit on hw4 model 3 highland 2024 😢

[Tim 🏳️‍🌈 @LuftkoppTim]

Don't care what anyone says but this years WWDC keynote has been the WORST ever.

The first third was about refinements and improvements, okay, but it was just all over the place. You could hardly tell if they're currently talking about iOS or if they just randomly switched to talk about macOS-- oh wait, they just mentioned watchOS right n-- aand we're back with iOS.
Also, talking about needed refinements of last years software but then killing SO many devices outside of iPhones is just terrible. ALL devices across ALL their platforms should've gotten this treatment. Especially when it comes to devices like the first Watch Ultra.

And the other 2/3 were just AI junk and Apple throwing away all their principles. Respecting photography my fucking ass, you're now actively advertising generating "realistic-looking" slop which even includes people! Simply disgusting.

This WWDC only existed so investors can jizz off to all this AI-talk. Everything that wasn't AI-related could've literally been an email.

[Bob Pony @TheBobPony]

❌ Supporting Apple Watch Series 6, 7, 8, and Ultra 1
❌ Supporting iPad Mini 5th gen
❌ Supporting iPad 8th gen
❌ Supporting Apple TV HD
❌ Supporting Apple TV 4K (1st gen)
❌ Supporting Intel Macs
✅ Supporting the original HomePad that uses the same chip from an iPhone 6 (A8)

[Ms Ms @MsMs1914045]

@gregjoz @tim_cook The two year old iPad Pro M4 256GB and 512GB only having 8GB of Ram and not getting access to the more powerful on-device model is a joke. 38-trillion-operations-per-second Neural Engine yet here we are. I thought it was made for AI?

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@MsMs1914045 @gregjoz @tim_cook True!

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

Ready to update #ios27 only 8gb on iPhone 11 🤞#wwdc

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@VadimYuryev Not for Apple Watch 😢

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

Apple drops the Apple Watch Series 6, 7, 8, 9, and Ultra from watchOS 27 😢 #wwdc #ios27 #watchos27

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@jiro_3_ 🇮🇹Neapolitan method! Use scented denatured ethyl alcohol! Put some on a tissue and rub it on the skin. The itching will disappear. 😉

[JS @JSX423]

Tesla..
When will retrofit plan be released for HW4 without front bumper cam?

There's just no way to mitigate a 9ft blind spot and even worse have to rely solely on b-pillars behind the driver's head that can easily be obstructed until the car is in the path of danger.

Front bumper cam of 180 solves parking accuracy, safely leaving spot after hours, seeing "around" corners without creeping forward...

But this is also the reason only Robotaxis that exist have a front bumper cam?

We will pay. We already paid for FSD and we will pay more. Make money. Get creative.

@tesla_ai

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@ryanvogel I can’t search address in Italy 🇮🇹😔

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

Too real ahahhah

[Lakshya Lark @lakshyalark]

This is Apple in one picture 💀

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@MrCreator1 I used 2 lifetime keys before today

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@MrCreator1 Wait… why have I a weekly subscription? 😭

[Biondo @biondo_dev]

@MrCreator1 Perfect… finally 😂💪🏻