I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
Y'all really more worried about gas prices than the rights of human beings??? I'd rather pay 7 dollars a gallon for the rest of my life than have to sit and watch Trump for the next 4 years...
From the guy who brought you โthe reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many testsโ comes the new hit single โIโm only losing because theyโre counting all the votes against meโ
A record number of people voted this year...because this election fucking matters...also covid and mail ins and early voting...OF COURSE IT'S GONNA TAKE A FUCKING MINUTE.