Richard Bishop

Applied distributed systems builder always on the lookout for good primitives.

Work @Snowflake on Postgres via @crunchydata. Ex AWS. Opinions my own.

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@owickstrom @jamesacowling Minimum

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@almoggavra “S3’s partitioning system took down our production service”

Way to not take accountability for understanding core dependencies.

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@MarcJBrooker I bet playing cs_office and cs_compound in a lab hits differently

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AI psychosis is a euphemism for a person lacking respect for details of work they don't understand.

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@winsletts @AvgDatabaseCEO The best way to avoid coupling is to never be successful

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Most know that applications get coupled to the interface of their underlying database. Most do not know that applications also get coupled to the latency profile of their databases.

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@almoggavra Errr I mean yeah I was taking about I not I

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AGI is here when it can count the I’s in linearizibliblibility

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@almoggavra Dang that is sinister

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@JaredSleeper Share of saying GitHub absolutely fumbling the ball on a daily basis is good for each vendor:

GitLab - 1000000%

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@jamesacowling The C Suite

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@sriramsubram Just realized I wrote this backwards. Go me.

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@sriramsubram applier throughput < network latency

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@winsletts Nice try. AI is also amazing at Nix

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@winsletts Just imagine the sheer amount of brain power and meetings that must have been spent on shipping what boils down to GetItem and PutItem

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POSIX? More like PAWSIX am I right? https://t.co/4bmAjIuqql

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@owickstrom Parkinson's Law forbids anyone from knowing this feeling

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Roasting coffee is a lot more fun with live temperature data on my @FrameworkPuter

It’s NixOS btw

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@r_marked What’s backspace do