Blain Crandell, MD

Husband to the best English teacher in the world and dad to 3, Family Practice doc, and gluten-free gourrmet. Pacific northwesterner through and through.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

It's the guns.

[Zoya Sheftalovich @zoyashef]

New Zelenskyy. He looks so exhausted; he sounds so exhausted. Starts in Ukrainian to talk about Russia's attacks on Mariupol, warns about Russian disinfo. Switches to Russian: "Russian propagandists today notably came alive, and they're trying very hard." 1/11

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

🌟 CCL Leg 1 Best XI 🌟

Congratulations, @CristianRoldan and @_fredymontero! �🌟 CCL Leg 1 Best XI 🌟

Congratulations, @CristianRoldan and @_fredymontero! �🌟 CCL Leg 1 Best XI 🌟

Congratulations, @CristianRoldan and @_fredymontero! 👏

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

Excellent essay! Now more than ever, we need to be looking out for each other https://t.co/bfMKnimYdi via @kevinmd #medicaltwitter

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

How many more more accounts of dying patients saying "I wish I'd had the vaccine" will we have to read?
Those who make misleading claims about covid vaccines being dangerous or unnecessary, and persuade others that this is true, are killing people.

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

@PaulTatalovich Just saw this tweet, Paul -- sending condolences!

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

@Stefan24Frei Bainbridge Islander fan here - I love the deer families when they're not munching on my garden plants 😆Hope you've gotten things sorted out with your contractor because I love the thought of running into you at Town & Country! #EBFG #Sounders

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

The absolute AUDACITY by @RaulRuidiazM ‼

#SoundersMatchday | #ATXvSEA

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

@andyonthe @Stefan24Frei I think you mean 2atara? https://t.co/A8qB1Oo11V

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

@SoundersFC @ChadMarshall14 is forever my fellow soccer dad. He knew what needed to happen and saw to it. ⚽️🤔👍

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

Go, Dolly!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.

@VUMChealth

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Hanging out with the family physician

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Hanging out with the nephrologist

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

If people talked about coats the way they talk about vaccines. By @jpscattini #COVID19 #CovidVaccine

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

To Counter Climate Change, We Need to Stop Burning Things https://t.co/6T5QSvjDTK via @NewYorker

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

@Exmo_Lex 4. Don't burn any bridges. You never know when you may need to use them again or when you'll want others to be able to follow you. (4/4)

[Blain Crandell, MD @blacra]

@Exmo_Lex 3. Confess nothing. Be very careful about who you talk to about your doubts. Don't talk about disbelief unless you are certain the people you are talking with empathize with you. (3/4)