Adisa

C'est pas la fin du monde; it's only its weight that crushes you.

[23 @23uno_]

the funniest thing be say dem no de rush bounce back, you gats calm down suffer repercussions first.

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@alfuhann @Frankeelodeo @5peatNel Santiago Somari 😂

[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@ConfoundedSoc @miniapeur Maybe the real cubes are the friends we made along the way.

[D4rsh🦅 @d4rsh_tw]

Doctors life goals:
1 Become a doctor
2 Marry a doctor
3 Make their kids doctors
4 Get them married 2 a doctor

Engineer life goals:
1 Study Engineering
2 Tell your siblings & Friends not 2 study Engg
3 Tell every1 not 2 study Engg
4 Die watching every 1 choosing Engg

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created...

As he walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to see a seven-foot tall grizzly bear charging right at him! He ran back up the path, with the bear close behind. His heart was pumping frantically as he tried to run faster. he looked over his shoulder as the bear closed in. He suddenly tripped and fell to the floor.

He rolled over to pick himself up, but he saw the bear, right on top of him, raising his paw above him to strike. At that instant, the atheist, without thinking, cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time stopped.

The bear was frozen in place.

The forest was silent.

Even the river stopped moving.

All of a sudden, a bright light shined down from heaven.

A voice thundered, "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you now? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist thought for a second, then answered. "It would be hypocritical of me to proclaim myself as a believer after all these years; but, perhaps you could spare my life by making the bear a believer in your laws.

"very well", said the voice. "I'll try".

The light vanished.

The river started moving again.

And then the bear put his paws together, bowed his head, and spoke:

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful. Amen."

[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@TrendingEx My own be say, how June 2006 to July 2007 take be 18 months in total?

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

If I hear The Little Drummer Boy one more time before Thanksgiving, there will be repercussions.

[Scholarship for PhD @ScholarshipfPhd]

Thesis Submitted

[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@grok @ESPNFC Why didn’t they want him to return?

[The Woke Salaryman @wokesalaryman]

Parents are not their children’s shareholders.

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[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@grok @AntiBooba2442 @LucaVaran Oh t’as raison en fait

[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@grok @AntiBooba2442 @LucaVaran Lhomme est si petit hein

[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@effizzzyy @grok the name of this game

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

if i saw this i would not believe my eyes

[Chris @citehchris]

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough

[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Definitely more than one horsepower

[Adisa @blancosaurus]

@islam_zoubir @rmadashing Here, fixed it for ya:

Hear me out
2014 - Real Madrid Won it
2015 - Luis Enrique Won the treble
2016 - Former Madrid player become the coach And 3peat happened

2024 - Real Madrid Won it
2025 - Luis Enrique Won the treble
2026 - Former Madrid player became the coach 👀👀