Belinda Hope

Not too wild, not too proper.

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

My child exclaimed his disbelief that a company as rich as KFC would spend so much effort producing a detailed head, but then just draw a stick figure body.

Me: “I thought it was his bow tie.”
He glared at my stupidity.

But now I can’t unsee a giant head on a stick figure

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

A chilling glimpse of the future at tonight's closing ceremony. Antarctica has melted and an evil giant dominates the Olympics, using his enormous gold medal to block the Mediterranean. Ship captains bump their heads daily on the walkways that connect the continents :(

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Hmmm

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

I think it's finally time to put this to bed. Map of countries that are not New Zealand

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@juhasaarinen Except it’s very amusing as a parent seeing that the school sports teams are communicated to via an app from the teachers, during the school day

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@clhubes A guest at my house ordered late night UberEats and the driver decided to park on my lawn (?!?) instead of the huge driveway. There had been recent floods so the car sank into my lawn and he ripped it up trying to get out. Took two hours for a tow truck. Ruined everyone’s night

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@dingfelder @Da_Fixxer We have a Still Spirits reflux column and an alembic dome. The basket goes immediately below the condenser at the top of the dome.

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@dingfelder @Da_Fixxer This is what we’ve been doing too! It’s very fun and extremely delicious. Happy to chat!

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@Kristina90 You are the grand winner!! 🏆

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

Just 1001 more emails until I complete this grinding task and reach Diamond Legendary status!

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@PaulBrislen But I’m this close to finding out if there’s iOS support for 6 digit badges, and aren’t you curious?!?!

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@sinead_gill I was absolutely taught this at school in Timaru as well! And also possibly in other towns I went to school

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@carorolyn Yes please!

[Grace @gracecamille_]

currently helping my best friend’s bf choose her engagement ring which reminds me of my fav reddit post wherein the woman was upset about her hideous engagement ring and everyone was like it can’t be that bad and then it was worse than anyone could have ever imagined

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

@AceMcWicked I’m currently in the process of cutting up my hoarded collection of plastic bags into strips to crochet into a bikini

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The sub story has everything. Billionaires. Logitech controllers. A stepson seeing Blink 182. Conversations about what is funny and what isn't. Rescue missions. The Titanic. Orcas.

[✝️🇺🇸🇯🇴 @natttt_b]

THE IRONY THAT HE WAS ASKED THIS QUESTION..

POOR GUY… 😢😢😢 I AM PRAYING THEY WILL BE RECOVERED SAFE AND SOUND

#Titan #Titanic #titanicsub #titanicsubmarine #titanicsubmersible #OceanGate #phnargeolet #StocktonRush

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

Ugh I just did two big tasks on my to do list that have been hanging over me for weeks, and went to gleefully check them off - AND I HAD ENTERED THEM AS A COMBINED TASK 😱

Ohhhh the dissatisfaction I feel right now!!

[Belinda Hope @blendy]

i put my gloves in the glove box, and felt an overwhelming sense of smugness

[Andrew Cusack @cusackandrew]

You will never be as bad ass as Princess Anne during a kidnap attempt.