Jared Block

I can whistle in four languages.

[Jared Block @Block1947]

@meyer_emi Quit twittering and get over here

[Jared Block @Block1947]

@meyer_emi @MrMRCline Let's go to Pizza Ranch in downtown Vinton for further discussion.

[Jared Block @Block1947]

Motley Crue has two different songs about things that are sticky sweet. #focused #KnowWhatYouWant #Relevant #AlwaysRemember

[Jared Block @Block1947]

Adirondack chairs are the perfect chairs you can never get out of.

[Jared Block @Block1947]

"Many Mouth" sounds like it would be a creepy, black market stuffed animal collectible that the kids shouldn't be handling.

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I can almost guarantee that at least 80% of cyclists drink Michelob Ultra because it's what the rest of the pack does.

[Jared Block @Block1947]

"You've Got Another Thing Coming" by Judas Priest was blasting as two deer were loitering in the middle of the street.

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@meyer_emi Wait til July

[Jared Block @Block1947]

Last night, I walked into a Taco Bell bathroom. I can't explain any further without being graphic.

[Jared Block @Block1947]

The day that chihuahuas figure out how to become big dogs, we're so screwed.

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One of the best things you’ll see on this website today…

[Jared Block @Block1947]

Remember holding the hymnal for a girl? Had to show her you didn't need to change hands. Kept that hymnal high and steady. Total Christian power move.

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@MAJTOURE Get a bag or a box; otherwise you'll probably drop some of the stuff.

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Stop making trombones. It's that easy.

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@HenBenning Once?

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So somebody can toss the letter "T" on the end of Bryan and make a new name? Why not Johnt or Billt? Dickt, Scottt, and Josét seem decent too.

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@joshkopp Koppt any better?

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I finally decided on my New Year's Resolution: no more procrastination for now.

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Shoutout to all the steam in 80's movies that has no business being in the scene.

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It's 2021 and some people are still wearing neckties.