The Admiral

Nudist, sex enthusiast, marketing expert, motivational speaker. Raising my gogonasus son, Ronnie, with my non-monogamous common law wife, Tal.

[The Admiral @bloomington69]

@anxious_analyst You're the best mother in the universe. Ronnie is so lucky to have us, and we're so lucky to have his drug money.

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@anxious_analyst @TomParis_2346 @tomflyboyparis You're right, they make his ass look great. *stares*

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@anxious_analyst *is so grateful that she has a life-mate who knows her heart* *kisses Tal* Beloved, you're the queen of my heart.

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@anxious_analyst @whitelion0831 *snuggles Tal and Ronnie* *is pleased with what life has brought* *sleeps*

[The Admiral @bloomington69]

@anxious_analyst *snuggles you* Nothing could make me happier. What do you think the cover art should be like?

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@anxious_analyst *turns on I Love Lucy* *gets out some fuzzy blankets* My love, you should write a book containing all your wisdom.

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@anxious_analyst KETTLE CORN!!! Beloved, that's my favorite kind! You are the most thoughtful and generous of all beloved anywhere. *kiss*

[The Admiral @bloomington69]

*sits on the porch drinking tea with Ronnie waiting for @anxious_analyst to return from taking care of business*

[The Admiral @bloomington69]

@TomParis_2346 *eyes you* I don't have any nipple clamps, but now the wash that was hanging on the line is all over the floor.

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@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @goodtobechief *tentatively snuggles between B'Elanna and Tal* *waits to get punched* *falls asleep*

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@anxious_analyst @whitelion0831 @AddieGrayy *puts you in bed* *smooths your hair* *kisses you gently* It's okay, I'm here now.

[The Admiral @bloomington69]

@whitelion0831 @anxious_analyst @AddieGrayy Well, thanks, I guess. I'll take it from here. You have a good night too.

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@anxious_analyst @whitelion0831 @AddieGrayy Why would she leave you restrained here? Come on love, we're leaving. *goes back to fort*

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@anxious_analyst @whitelion0831 @AddieGrayy Beloved, who did this to you? We're going home right now. *lifts you into my arms*

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@anxious_analyst @whitelion0831 @AddieGrayy *runs to sick bay* *sees Tal restrained* What the hell is going on??? *unties her*

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@anxious_analyst Yes, he happened to be on set today distributing his new brownie mix. It was a hit, of course. He was happy to take over.

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@anxious_analyst @whitelion0831 Beloved! They can handle today's shoot without me. Someone else can direct. *strokes your hair*

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@goodtobechief @anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis If that's the case, there is no reason Tal and I shouldn't be allowed in cake space.

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@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @TomParis_2346 @BElanna_T @goodtobechief We can pop in just for a minute to tuck (and fondle) them in.

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@tomflyboyparis @anxious_analyst @TomParis_2346 @BElanna_T @goodtobechief I'll tuck you in nude. Are you ready?