Tom Paris

Pilot, Historian, Medic, Captain Proton, Married to @goodtobechief. We 'make marriage seem like fun. A dry, hollow sort of fun, but fun all the same.'

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@TomParis_2346 @Angry_Warrior Yeah, he's ruined hotdogs for me.

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@TomParis_2346 *runs in with several pillows and a blanket* I've brought supplies to shore up the defenses!

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@TomParis_2346 @BElanna_T @UnluckyEnsign @Angry_Warrior @whitelion0831 When you get this Mac & Cheese, can I have some?

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@anxious_analyst @goodtobechief Thanks! http://t.co/VUAKT59ywB

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

I wrote most of a con report today! #soproductive

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@anxious_analyst *eats said popcorn* #buttery

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@anxious_analyst Not in the nice, sexy way...

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@anxious_analyst *hugs you back* But you better run, B'Elanna's pissed about our quarters.

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

Back from the extended honeymoon! And I have no interest in going to work tomorrow...

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@TomParis_2346 @BElanna_T @bloomington69 @anxious_analyst @goodtobechief Nah, man, you're the best. Well, after me. We're the best?

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@BElanna_T @bloomington69 @anxious_analyst @TomParis_2346 @goodtobechief And were you also calling your twin odd?

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@BElanna_T @bloomington69 @anxious_analyst @TomParis_2346 @goodtobechief To which Tom were you referring to?

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@whitelion0831 I mean there isn't a list. It just says 'Tom's awesome mix'

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@anxious_analyst @goodtobechief @bloomington69 Yeah, it's getting nutty here.

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@whitelion0831 I don't know. They are trapped on the tape.

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@whitelion0831 @goodtobechief @TomParis_2346 I see...

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@whitelion0831 Although I currently hooked on a feeling.

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@anxious_analyst @goodtobechief @bloomington69 I do not.

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@anxious_analyst @goodtobechief @whitelion0831 @bloomington69 Yeah, those were the days.

[Tom Paris @tomflyboyparis]

@whitelion0831 @goodtobechief @TomParis_2346 My twin tortures Addie? Bad twin.