B'Elanna Torres

Chief Engineer, Lover of Beaches and Klingon Romance Novels, Married to@tomflyboyparis

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

I don't know how I produce so much sweat when I workout #didijumpintoapool??

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst *tries to get away from you* Yeah, and my home is a disaster, thanks to you.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

Morning... why does it have to be morning...

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @bloomington69 Well, most days. There isn't a lot to do in cake space other than each other.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@tomflyboyparis @anxious_analyst @bloomington69 Well, it helps that they change the sheets every day.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @bloomington69 *plus

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @bloomington69 I guess no sperm would be the plug of being a lesbian.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @bloomington69 Uh, you caught me in a logical loophole. You're right, we didn't bring it.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @whitelion0831 @bloomington69 I Maquis everything.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@whitelion0831 @tomflyboyparis @TomParis_2346 That's debatable.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @bloomington69 Of course, It's our honeymoon.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @whitelion0831 @bloomington69 Tal, be nice to Tom. He's missable as well.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@tomflyboyparis @anxious_analyst @bloomington69 Yes, in my bed. Hogging the blankets.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @whitelion0831 @bloomington69 Voyager has an excellent subspace array.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @bloomington69 I get enough already, thanks.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@tomflyboyparis @anxious_analyst @bloomington69 Are you two seriously discussing how much sex you would have with me?

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @CaptJanewayK @MaquisAyala I... I can't even with you sometimes.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @CaptJanewayK @MaquisAyala Stop. Just stop.

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@anxious_analyst @tomflyboyparis @CaptJanewayK @MaquisAyala

[B'Elanna Torres @goodtobechief]

@tomflyboyparis @CaptJanewayK @anxious_analyst @MaquisAyala Brown eyes are the dominate trait, Tom...