bleueuuuuu

[Wiggle Wiggle Vigil @DaOfficialVigil]

“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms”

patient: i can’t wait to go home and play war thunder

house:

[Ben Dover @BenDover1815]

Sovereign individual

[Brandon Beylo @marketplunger1]

If you didn’t have Jensen having an affair with a Chinese spy in your DCF model I’m sorry but you’re not gonna make it.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Elite boutique analysts when their Hinge date has no idea what Evercore or Moelis is

[Clavicular @clavicular]

Tonight im gonna hire a hot girl to follow me around to farm the preselection halo. Usually I do this with my girlfriend but the jealously failo often ruins interactions.

I will report back but i think this is gonna mog super hard.

[Tim @TimTheMM]

proud to be a schwab private wealth client

might request schwab raise my options commissions next year instead of the usual request to lower them, they're obviously spending money in the right places

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

PE guys rolling up law firms realizing the partners can leave en masse at any time

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Literally the Green Party

[Ethan Kho @ethanrkho]

no crying in the casino

[Sam Bowman @s8mb]

One-marshmallow government.

[will @will_nba_hater]

My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades

[BankingSlut @bankingslut]

My analyst 30 minutes before the investment committee meeting

[Alix D 🌹🇬🇧 @BriturnTruther]

His “WHAAAT” is taking me out

[Matt @tradermatt]

a squat rack for your mrs

[aishwarya @whoaish]

golden rule: the shittier the family office website, the deeper the pockets

[Cromwell's Redoubt @CromRedoubt]

Heartwarming. Former Chancellor has compound interest explained to him and it finally clicks.

[Merryn Somerset Webb @MerrynSW]

Banking new graduate salaries were 40k in 1994.

[bleueuuuuu @bluuuuueu]

@icobeast @beniduboss Wet wipe

[c.o.c.k. @MuItimach]

@RoxlyReborn This shit used to say former 🫩