venky kudaravalli

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇮🇷🇮🇳 Iranian President Pezeshkian is addressing the BRICS Summit.

Behind him, India’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Randhir Jaiswal is absolutely demolishing a box of nuts.

Eating. Licking his fingers. Going back in.

Eventually, someone takes the box away.

A diplomatic intervention in the truest sense.

Writer: Oliver

[నేనొచ్చేశా @TeluguMaverick]

Ee Roju Amaravathi meedha yedustunna prati Okkadiki ee Video ankitham😂😂

Computer lu food pedathaya, Flyover lu avasarama anna MBabu gaadu vaadi University lo CSE/IT peekesi nadipe dhammu undha

Anduke antaaru Visionary CBN for reason😎😎

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Mehreen Pirzada👑 @Mehreenpirzada]

Go to hell @IndiGo6E ! This is absolutely unacceptable. Passengers have been stuck at airports for days while your app keeps showing flights as “on time” until the moment you cancel them at the time of boarding. This isn’t a glitch — it’s negligence.
With new DGCA rules in place, you should’ve fixed your schedules instead of misleading customers. The chaos you’ve created is outrageous. Own up, explain what’s happening, and compensate the people you’ve stranded.

[Dr. Rajeshwari Iyer @RajeshwariRW]

General: 84
Result: Rejected

SC : -16
Result : Selected

Yes, it’s –16. You read that right, not even 0.

Hence, India will be developed nation by 2047.

[పల్నాడు పెద్దిరెడ్డి @MrHyperReddy]

80 సెకన్లలో నిడివిలో గణేశుని జననం 🙏
ఈ మధ్య చూసిన బెస్ట్ AI వీడియో 😍

చివర్లో పార్వతీ దేవి కాళికా అవతారం 🔥🔥

అందరికీ #వినాయకచవితి శుభాకాంక్షలు 🕉

[Aniketh Shetty @AnikethShetty1]

Bike no. TS 13 ES 1865

@CPHydCity @hydcitypolice

These 3 pieces of shit were following the girls in front of them and touching them with the peacock feather till I pulled down the window & yelled at them. Would’ve chased them further but the car in front of me didn’t give way

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

I often feel bad for the child of senior citizen patients who accompanies them to the clinic for their appointments/checkups and yet all that the senior citizen patients want to talk about or praise is their other child who is settled abroad but is never with them in sickness.

[venky kudaravalli @bobby_venky]

@ChikouTrader Tata motors 2 years view

[🧬Dr. Namrata Datta (Singa Pen), PhD🧫🇬🇧🦘🇮🇳 @DrDatta01]

🚨 Who is #BrijbhusanSingh of BJP? #Thread

It is important for us to know who this man is, whom #Modi is doing everything possible to safeguard him.

"You have not proved to be a good father. You have never cared about my sister or me. You only thought of yourself. We see our future as dark”

- These were the words of the 22 year old son of B Singh in 2004, who used his father’s licensed pistol to take his own life.

[Nayini Anurag Reddy @NAR_Handle]

Who is #BrijbhusanSingh of BJP? #Thread 🚨

It is important for us to know who this man is, whom #Modi is doing everything possible to safeguard him.

"You have not proved to be a good father. You have never cared about my sister or me. You only thought of yourself. We see our future as dark”

- These were the words of the 22 year old son of B Singh in 2004, who used his father’s licensed pistol to take his own life.

[Gary Pike 🇺🇦🇮🇳 @PikeWala]

Every casualty (dead or injured) should have been sent to hospital for doctors to check & declare death.

Instead, govt hastily sent piles of bodies elsewhere to reduce the death count.

Now relatives are finding people alive in the pile of #Balasore dead

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

I want to be a child 😘

[T A V Srinivas @TAVSrinivas1]

It is unfortunate to see few transgenders extorting money and behaving obscenely at the puja ceremony of a small boutique by a less fortunate women in Maruti Nagar, Dr A S Rao Nagar today morning.Request @CPHydCity to help eradicate this problem created by some transgenders.

[venky kudaravalli @bobby_venky]

Surely things need to be changed there. But I wish for people to apply the same analogy when leaving India in the first place

[Padmaja @DareandDevil]

Ikkada safety ledu ante , vere place ki velli bathuku antunnaru kani ikkada safe ga vunde la chesthe bagundu ani think cheyadam Ledu few pilla fellows. Problems ni solve cheyali anthe kani problem ki dooram poyi hammaya Emi problems levu anukokudadu.

[H A N U @HanuNews]

Day aadithe not our day antav, night aadithe not our night antav.. inkeppudu aadaalani ?

[Kaza RajKumar @KazaRajKumar]

అమరావతి :

కుక్క పై పీఎస్ లో ఫిర్యాదు...?

విజయవాడలో కుక్క పై ఓ పీఎస్ లో ఫిర్యాదు చేసిన మహిళలు.

ముఖ్యమంత్రి స్టికర్లు ఓ కుక్క తొలగించడంతో స్థానిక పీఎస్ లో ఫిర్యాదులు చేశారు.

ఫిర్యాదు తో పాటు కుక్క ముఖ్యమంత్రి వైస్ జగన్ మోహన్ రెడ్డి ఫోటో ను తొలగిస్తున్న వీడియో జత పరిచారు...

#TDPTwitter

@JaiTDP @ncbn @naralokesh @tdptrending @TDPPolitburo @iTDP_Official @CBN_ARMY

[N Chandrababu Naidu @ncbn]

చూడు... @ysjagan! ఇవే మా ప్రభుత్వ హయాంలో పేదలకు ఒక్క నెల్లూరులోనే కట్టిన వేలాది టిడ్కో ఇళ్ళు. రాష్ట్రంలో నాడు నిర్మించిన లక్షల టిడ్కో ఇళ్లకు సజీవ సాక్ష్యాలు!

ఈ నాలుగేళ్లలో నువ్వు కట్టిన ఇళ్లెన్ని? నువ్వు చెప్పిన ఇళ్లెక్కడ? జవాబు చెప్పగలవా?

#SelfieChallengeToJagan

[NTV Breaking News @NTVJustIn]

కృష్ణా: గన్నవరం టీడీపీ ధ్వంసం ఘటనలో కానిస్టేబుల్ చేతివాటం.. టీడీపీ ఆఫీస్‌లో దొరికిందల్లా కానిస్టేబుల్ దోచుకుంటున్న దృశ్యాలు రికార్డ్.. ఇంకేమైనా దొరుకుతాయా అని వెతుకుతుండగా రికార్డైన దృశ్యాలు.. వైరల్ అవుతున్న కానిస్టేబుల్ చేతివాటం దృశ్యాలు
#Krishna #Constable #Robbery