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vibing

[༒︎ 𓆩✧𓆪 @woeshy]

this pic made me stop listening to lana for 6 months

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[khaled @eltokh7]

no way he's copying the look

[Sara @SaraCivian]

Can't even wish your friends a good afternoon anymore

[777 @_garrettcharles]

my hangover today felt like this

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Every bisexual will be issued a birthright trip to Bushwick in zohran’s america

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I don’t understand how this painting could not be extremely famous. How am I just now hearing of it for the first time

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[csz @cszabla]

ofc modern nighthawks is a chain cafe with someone looking at their phone alone

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[william @creamermusic]

yeah you’re gonna need to be more specific

[duda @dudaisms]

it's calling me

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t imagine Obama doing

[lauren ꨄ︎ @J0DECIDAL]

im so scared of sexual healing by marvin gaye like that song scares the shit out of me especially him whispering at the beginning, do NOT play that around me.

[itsy bitsy spider @stxvxn_8381]

told my roommate we were leaving at 1 and he got in the shower at 12:54