Spaced Cowboy

don’t believe I’m sinking? look at the hole I’m in

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

I’ve been told my entire life not to open shit with my teeth but ain’t nothing bad happened yet

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

Experimenting with switching hair of the dog to tail of the shrimp

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

Cucumbers or as I call them, shrimp of the vine

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

@JetsPizza Ranch

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

@CarlosOnTheGo12 Vol means all, immigrants and speakers of all languages make Tennessee the great state it is. Warms my heart to see all my fellow vols having your back, we’re with ya brother!

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

Guy standing at the entrance to the gate 40 minutes before we board. Opportunity does not waste time with those who are unprepared

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

Sometimes I wear a hat that I hate just to humble myself

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

Bird guy:
Owns a loud parrotlet

[Raq @raqisright]

Types of guys you meet in NYC:

• UES Prince
Mom pays everything. Wears a vest like it’s a personality.

• Murray Hill finance Bro
3-bedroom flex with 6 dudes. Thinks Eataly is “Italian culture.”

• WV Ivy Guy
Went to Penn. Says “Ivy.” Acts like he discovered martinis.

• Nolita Dirtbag
$400 “vintage” tee. Emotional support chain.

• LES Rotter
DJ with no bed frame. Breath smells like tequila + regret.

• Citi Bike Communist
Shows up sweating. Hates Uber. Lectures you about “mobility justice.”

• Williamsburg Art Boy
No furniture. Has a projector and commitment issues.

• Park Slope Divorced Dad
Hot, dangerous, owns a brownstone. Will ruin your 20s.

• SoHo Hypebeast
Designer everything. Net worth: vibes and Klarna debt.

• FiDi Finance Bro
Sweetgreen, Patagonia, looks dead inside. Brags about deals he didn’t do.

• UWS Soft Boy
Therapist parents. Cries during sex.

• Alphabet City Boy
One random tattoo.

• Jersey City Liar
Claims “Lower Manhattan.” PATH train says otherwise.

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

The way I use “the wife would kill me if ____” on fb marketplace is art in motion

[Vol Network @VolNetwork]

Update.

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

Who is responsible for pushing plaid cargo shorts to teen boys for the past 30 years

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

Enjoying fireworks in any way or form is low IQ behavior

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

bad news for the makers of subway surfers and candy crush

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

Leaving the bar in Ridgewood a half hour before the Zohran victory is feeling like an all time fumble

[Blake Burke @blakeburke_]

I will pay for it and build it

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

“its luke here from the outdoor boys youtube channel”

[Tennessee Basketball @Vol_Hoops]

behold the peyton shrine

rt for good luck

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter was founded 19 years ago today.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Who got Rick Owens jeans for sale I need a 52x26

[Spaced Cowboy @borncross_eyed]

Shame on you @NCAA #FreeBerto