Ryan

[Brigadier Ketchup @BrigadierKetch]

“I’ve been Avada Kedavraed by Voldemort.”

“I don’t think you have, mate.”

[Ryan @bovccfc]

@owenjonesjourno I think you explained it yourself

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

“Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.”

Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

[Warner Bros. @warnerbros]

We’ve been waiting for you, precious. The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum only in theaters 17 December 2027.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

#BREAKING 🚨: New STUNNING images show Earth suspended in the darkness of space

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

As the price of natural gas spikes across Europe for the fourth time in the last five years remember those extremely clever people in Reform and the Conservatives who want to abandon renewable energy and rely even more on gas 🤡 🤡

[CJ @CjSonOfAnarchy]

Watching full blown wars on Twitter is the most surreal experience of modern life.

War, war, NBA post, F1, relationship advice, Epstein, war, Champions League draw, missiles.

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

What time is the “he died like a dog” speech scheduled for?

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Good morning & happy Friday!

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Keir Starmer told BBC Radio 2 that there would be no more U-turns, citing he understands why the Labour Party were given a mandate to govern

Two hours later the Local Government Secretary Steve Reed announced a U-turn on cancelled elections this May

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Only legends know who this is

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The lad who got expelled but still turned up outside school for 3pm.

[Jayyash @JayyashPriv]

The way the world works is funny.

€75m was spent of "Viktor Gyokeres" but no one has €30m to spend on curing fucking cancer.

[Red Panda Koala @RedPandaKoala]

Conspiracy Theorists rn

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Nobody wants a 5p cheaper pint, we want £4 cheaper pints. I'm afraid you'll simply have to start killing the children.

[Ryan @bovccfc]

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph This is beyond mental

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

ICE agents when an American is exercising their rights 🇺🇸

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

BREAKING: Trump welcomes Emperor Palpatine to his “Board of Peace”