MarkoS 🦂

Elmo/Quinta, OG312, Yes &, BDR529, ; , BU, Oxford comma, Papal slippers, Team SpikeVax, Juche celebrator, someone to do nothing with

[mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby]

The birth rate has decreased because we aren't listening to r&b anymore

[autumn @FamilyofAutumn]

I am in charge of my life.
I make things happen.
I am fully responsible.
I blame no one.
I can change at will.
I think you should try it too.

[Kelley Belle @Hells75Belle]

Tried giving myself a pep talk in the mirror and lasted 4 seconds before telling myself to fuck off. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, brother.

[Nisei Lounge Chicago @NiseiLounge]

Nisei Lounge has never left a Chicago playoff game of any kind early. This includes even Lakeview Boy Scout Pinewood Derby qualifiers. Just to be clear. #NiseiFacts

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

In my next life, I just want to be surrounded by fewer stupid people and more mojitos.

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

“We don’t see the world as it is. We see the world as we are.”

[sophie @netcapgirl]

the pope should release an encyclical about linkedin

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

Yes, I workout bc I want to look good naked. But mostly, I workout so I don’t commit violent crimes against other humans.

[Mike Keating | Injury Attorney @mikekeatinglaw]

New bike racks at Keating Law - West Town just dropped! Thanks to our friends @derobikeracks for these two new Chicago blue racks to complement our trusty red traditional bike rack.

These bike racks are another small investment in the kind of city Keating Law fights for every day: a safer Chicago for people who bike, walk, roll, and rely on our streets outside of a car.

Keating Law represents injured bicyclists and other vulnerable roadway users throughout Illinois, and our work starts with a simple belief: safe streets save lives. From protected bike lanes to safer intersections and better infrastructure, we support the changes that make Chicago more connected and more accessible for everyone.

You can find Keating Law at our two Chicago locations:
📍 The Loop: 20 South Clark Street
📍 River West: 825 N. Milwaukee Avenue

Whether you’re commuting downtown, riding the lakefront, heading through Fulton Market, or just getting across town, everyone at Keating Law is committed to protecting the rights of Chicago cyclists and advocating for safer streets across the city.

And yes — we always have bike parking.

#bikeCHI #825MKE #ChicagoCycling #BikeChicago #VisionZero #SafeStreets #ChicagoBike #CyclingChicago #UrbanCycling #BicycleLaw #CyclistRights #Chicago

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

“When we stop handing other people the authority to define us, we reclaim our narrative. That doesn’t mean we reject feedback or refuse accountability. It means we stop confusing someone else’s interpretation with the truth of who we are.”

“I Hope You Feel Better”
pg. 97

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Be kind to everyone. You don’t know who hasn’t had a good poop in a few days.

[Math Files @Math_files]

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

[mary tyler less @islandinmymind]

and for the lady, perhaps quesabirrias?

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

There are people who will get mad at you for not living up to the version of you they created in their head. Those are not your people.

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Someone said '30 years ago' and I thought 'Ah yes, 1970s!' and they meant 1996 and now I need to lie down.

[southside trash @aciiidburnn]

Should I make my friends go with me to watch Buckingham Fountain be turned on for my birthday weekend?

[nic @c4tgir1z]

the jewel osco in old town has the craziest vibes

[ashley noelle @ash_isawitch]

I wish normal human interaction didn’t bother me.