Brendan Mathews

A mobile application developer tweeting anything related to app dev, game dev, and technology in general.

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@coolfacejane The first sentence had me devastated. “Her cat too?!? What an awful month!!!”

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

We spent the past 15 years hollering about motion smoothing TVs but are going to pretend this looks normal?

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@coolfacejane I had to abandon it and so many of those clips still weigh on me. Truly awful.

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@johnson_jess4 @oliviakaiserxo This was WILD! At least that melon will break before your face does! Why on earth did they pick golf balls?!!?

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@coolfacejane Sometimes it’s important to remember why you left someone. Expensive, smelly, possibly poison. All solid reasons to separate.

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@coolfacejane I hate that such an awful injury can be quickly spun for anti-vax. I really hope that it isn’t overly amplified here.

[Riverfront Times @RFTimes]

For seven years, St. Louis resident Mary Ann Shelton has been with her service dog, Annie. Until this weekend.
https://t.co/KwJShbbTrB

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@coolfacejane This has been an absolutely incredible journey.

[Doomscrolling Reminder Bot @doomscroll_bot]

hi! The new guy who owns this website is uh, making some big changes. There's definitely lots to doomscroll right now. You should still schedule something offline this weekend that will give you joy. I recommend a nap, time with friends, or cheering on marathon runners.

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@coolfacejane My parents used to take us there and it was the best! Sure there are other locations but the wings don’t taste the same when you aren’t eating them under a suspended car.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

No you weren't. You weren't. You didn't refer to it as a joke, you presented it as real news. So -- you weren't. And now you're lying about it. You're lying. We all know you're lying. YOU know you're lying.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@Gfilche @HyperGuap @AMPRobotics @GetLomi So, we got one last week and something broke in the first run. I was so excited for this product, but I am worried that it might not be able to handle day to day food waste (assuming I can get it replaced).

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

So, I know I don’t tweet a lot but April did an interview and I am really excited about it! https://t.co/PnW4tFsloo

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

@Daniellestuff The “shirt” conversation from this week broke my brain. My wife and I are both with you on team “Thats not enough information!” aka the only correct team

[zaкovsкa @sanjazakovska]

Devs watching QA test the product

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Something this article notes but the tweet does not: All of those losses are among Black and Latina women. White women, like white men, gained jobs in December.

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

US Postal Service on-time delivery times for First-Class Mail have dropped again — now nearly as bad as the worst period this summer. If you are voting absentee and haven’t returned your ballot, experts say drop it off in person. Do not rely on #USPS delivery at this point.

[deidredykes in the sky too @DeidreDykes]

Not sure who needs to hear this, but your choice to give up your normal life for the last 7 months may have saved someone's life and I don't want you to think - for one second - that it wasn't worth it.

[Brendan Mathews @BPMathews]

Glued to @Discovery watching #SplashDown. This is a such an exciting moment for space travel!