Brandon (Snork Life)

I own a mansion and a yacht. CEO. NYT best selling author. snorkeling enthusiast. (he/him)

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@noturtlesoup17 Not to body shame but why does he have weird ankles?

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@chatterb0t @IwriteOK Community relations service of the DOJ. It’s the folks in vests you see at protests. They’re literally feds.

https://t.co/pKZYW0WsQc

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@z7greens @sentdefender No. That’s some YouTuber.

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@peeturdsonCTO Snorkeling is cool and for rich people. Way to make yourself look like a poor.

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@peeturdsonCTO You’re a dumb ass too.

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@peeturdsonCTO @AnujJung Well you’re a dumb ass too.

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So true Bob Marley. Out in the streets they do call it murder.

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A wife.

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What’s something you have that the richest man in the world doesn’t?

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@CreepyOrg Wife.

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@SpencerGuard The IDF killed seven thousand children for a couple dozen guys?

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@ceaubin My cousin recently found out that when her grandfather said they were refugees he meant AFTER the war.

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@xbeautyxtruthx I’ve got a cousin who is a total Fox News guy who will quote demographic statistics at a family party and he doesn’t know his mom is an undocumented immigrant.

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@benegotherit Do the beds still have lots of belts and buckles so you can strap yourself in?

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@RachelBitecofer So you agree that they targeted 4000 children?

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@jibone @IDF A decimal of a mile isn’t really how you would convert that to the imperial system. But that’s cool man. Try converting it to yards. It’ll make more sense.

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@benegotherit A table of people got up and left after they saw a mouse run past at a restaurant in Paris. I lost all respect for them.

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@CicognaniMci @MSF @mannocchia Nobody can go there. It’s an open air prison. Journalists aren’t aloud inside. It’s the IDF that aren’t letting outside observers in.

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@iacupita1 @SpencerGuard @IDF @TheStudyofWar You should learn about the war in Afghanistan.