Bob with 3 b's

he/him

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@jonbecker_ Like man, I wouldn’t even have initially responded but you asked the question if there was a better trade. I didn’t realize you were being rhetorical.

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@jonbecker_ That’s truly no point in doubling down here. It’s more respectable to admit you forgot this trade than to lean on a less than 5% outcome as a viable retort. Montgomery is the jewel of this trade. Burrows is so bad he might never pitch for HOU again.

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@jonbecker_ Sure. But rn your opinion is that a pitcher from a trade who has 1.3 war is the best trade in an offseason where another created 7.4war, while the “4th OF” you don’t think much of has produced 1.4war. So maybe you do remember, but you’re not informed.

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@brassdonkey2 Yes. Burrows, Melton, and Brito were all very highly regarded. I love Montgomery but Mangum is a fourth OF and Lowe is a free agent. A lot of time for things to even out, potentially

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@jonbecker_ So your contention is that because there is a non-0 possibility that Burrows and two struggling minor league players could theoretically outproduce 7.8 war & whatever Montgomery and Mangum produce on top of that in a combined ten years of control, that you’re not currently wrong

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

You either die a Shoe Palace or live long enough to be a Boot Barn.

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

[me] I'm pretty tense in my neck and shoulders
[what the masseuse was apparently thinking at that exact same moment] I'm gonna pull his underwear halfway down and elbow the shit outta the top of this dude's buttcrack for an hour

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@danjan13 @Burger_Time_ It's like 1) bread, 2) kids, 3) different bread, 4) me

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

[my new goth coworker explaining why he has a limp] I have a twisted ankle
[me trying to impress him] I feel you bro, my knee's so sinister

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@BuckyIsotope I'll give you $5 for every week you don't tweet

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@lamps_apple @IsaacHayes3 @realDonaldTrump @isaachayes Chatgpt ass reply

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@KodyDuncanPGH How is this not just a retweet? You've literally added nothing to the real tweet but your face

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@realemilyattack Sorry to hear that, Em. You got this, it's just a hiccup

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@Madl_Douglas @mrosati56 @Brad13____ Yeah no doubt. Fire BC, Shelton, Williams, Haines. Idgaf. But to be taken seriously online and irl, we should be accurate with our criticisms.

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@Madl_Douglas @Brad13____ Putting them together with what though? All he has is the draft, some trade chips 5 years ago, and what? 15 million a year in free agency budget? Idc about BC, but this is disingenuous and historically incorrect.

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@Madl_Douglas @Brad13____ He literally won a world series with a $167 million payroll.

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@BuckyIsotope I'm gonna stab you with a cocktail umbrella

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@Leg_baseball What's a golden glove

[Bob with 3 b's @brassdonkey2]

@YourFriendKyle_ You're right man they didn't invent distance until 1949