Rooster Haymaker

Buh Gok, Head of the Coke Slaw Division at KFC

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@Ryan_Parkerrr That would be amazing

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@KingLibertarian It’s showtime!

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@Psu_2026 @CryptoOwun The saddest boy on the internet

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@gnarlyadam100

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@jodiecook @HVNYrefugee

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@Acyn Man... this is just sad

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

Reprinting all of the bingo cards to include dying in a civil war

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

Inviting Gen X friends over and apologizing profusely that I don’t have a garden hose to serve their beverages.

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@atrupar Narrator: it did not mean that at all

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@TheSneakyWiki @sandibachom @RedactedReading Me: Throw them all in jail

You: except daddy Trump

Eat shit

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@TheSneakyWiki @sandibachom @RedactedReading At least I’m not terminal… holy fuck you’re bad at this

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@TheSneakyWiki @sandibachom @RedactedReading What about what I said is being silent. I said go after all three… you’re the only one being hypocritical

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@TheSneakyWiki @sandibachom @RedactedReading Buddy… then go for it. You have my full support. But here’s the difference. Anyone who actually cared about the kids would not have even hesitated at the deal I threw out, but you chose whataboutism over giving up your guy

[rich madrid @richjmadrid_]

Brett Favre committed welfare fraud

[Rooster Haymaker @roosterhaymaker]

@TheSneakyWiki @sandibachom @RedactedReading Man… I don’t give a shit about party. Take them all down, just don’t act like the left gives a shit about protecting Bill Clinton