BreadmanJr 🤙

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car.

[BreadmanJr 🤙 @breadman_jr]

Keep moving forward

[moose #protanking @roadto80pct]

99% of conspiracy theories completely fall apart by simply asking “why would they do that”

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[cie @hsmiltn]

no movie is foreign to me because i walk this earth considering every human a brother

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

oh you somehow managed to stop the maxey-lebron pick and roll this time? here’s a jaylen brown tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween

[Brian @midsommarz]

How it feels walking past everyone else to use the A-List concessions line

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Internet has not been fun in a while

[BreadmanJr 🤙 @breadman_jr]

Still can’t believe Bam scored 83

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The point of Star Wars is for every movie to be bad in a different way. And then to argue about which kind of badness is worse

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

One my favorites

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

this gotta be one of the hardest fits of all time

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

[B🎃ne Daddy @KyleyStyley]

One day we all drank our last Sobe and nobody told us it was gonna be

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

Most fun basketball video game I ever played in my life.

[Zion @zionwelt]

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Every day, I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable." - Victor Wembanyama says

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

guy at party: cant believe they made 3 movies about blue people fucking trees lol

me: haha. ok. well first of all when the na’vi bond to pandora’s flora via the tsaheylu they’re connecting nervous systems through the goddess Eywa. its beautiful actually & in no way reproducti-

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter