Brenna

I'll fight you.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Today you will meet a beautiful stranger. Actually hundreds of beautiful strangers. Everyone is beautiful and you know almost none of them.

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

Sometimes I just can't stop thinking about how fucking cool the universe is.

[Morgan @_themadchatter]

I'm not sure what I love more about myself: My sass or my wits. JUST KIDDING I really meant my ass or my tits and lets be honest I love both

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

If you're sleeping beside me and you snore just know that I'm never not wanting to suffocate you with a pillow.

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A CREEPY TEXT WITH A WINKY FACE TO MY BROTHER AND NOW I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF

[zach @zacharyflynn]

what's up (only for hot babes)

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

DON'T TEQUILA

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

Running away from things out of fear is always a cool idea because lol who even needs emotional intimacy anyways, right?

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

Ugh I just want to own every puppy.

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

NO BUT DEXTER GET AT ME

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

You're a big dumb idiot.

(subtweet to myself)

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

Okay Victoria's Secret stop existing I'm gonna go broke.

[_ @c_e_e_a_r_r]

can someone please just tell me what i want

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

Whiskey makes my baby feel a little friiiiisky

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

@_Jessica17

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

Hey guys quick tip: Just be a decent person. It's not that fucking hard.

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN EASIER TO START OVER.

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

I'm not saying I believe in aliens but yes I fucking am.

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

70% of Canadian picnics are interrupted by a bear

[Brenna @brennaaaaaaa]

Hey twitter, I'm back. But I'm gonna do you so wrong.