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I’m talkin’ about Mountain Dew baby

[brenna @brennajobb]

I once had to spell out a confirmation code for a flight over the phone, and I blanked so I said “v as in velociraptor” ... still haunts me

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

FINANCIAL LITERACY: Skipping meals to save money and still can't pay rent? Try dying, economists say

[Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note]

Why am I getting so emotional watching this rescue beaver build a Christmas dam in their house?? It's the best dam I've ever seen 😭😭😭

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

nothing says America like a mass shooting on the 4th of July

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

oilers goal. game over.

[Fuelled by Apathy @BudweiserJets]

Wife asked me to empty the dishwasher. I don’t like being told what to do so I’m in the garage now honking the horn of my truck.

[Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure @BrentColman]

"wE wAnT oUr frEedOm BaCk"

Gary you've been cracking cold ones and shooting off fireworks with the boys for over a week. You could probably do with a bit less freedom at this point.

[brenna @brennajobb]

@cmatts50 @nicolemclovin I’m intrigued

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

what if the national anthem was “everytime we touch” by cascada? I would like that

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

I had a dream the Grinch released his own holiday liqueur called “Grinchata”

[David Kaib @DavidKaib]

‘Just vote’ is liberal for ‘thoughts and prayers.’