Coogmaxxer

-Houstonian, not texan.

-@uhengineering Chemical Engineer.

-@uhcougarfb season ticket holder.

-Supporter of all things Coog.

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@stupiddretard @Avery4Heisman_ She's perfect as is

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@Trevor0445 @HTownCoog @Joseph_Duarte The juxtaposition of No. 1 versus No. 64 feels like trash talk right at first. One you actually read it it's cool, though

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@PaulNix324243 @Joseph_Duarte And you can fit over 40 copies of Manhattan, KS in Houston.

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@PaulNix324243 @gocoogs1 Home game margin

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

Question: "How ass is @FSUFootball under Mike Norvell?"

Answer:

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@CollegeFBonX

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

Houston down multiple touchdowns at home

[University of Houston @UHouston]

From 460 students in 1927 to a Tier One research institution serving 49,000 scholars today, the University of Houston stands on the eve of its Centennial.

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@__DylanRichards This would be a ripoff for the Big 12. Hard pass. We'll just wait until the ACC gets raided and grab what's good out of the rest.

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

I love being a Coog.

[Campus Cuties @Campus_Cuties]

Caroline Roelen | Houston ❤️

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@hilomamilton @CoachCoog Conner Weigman

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@OvertonCroomes Some delusional asshole who always posts ragebait claiming tech is the only big 12 program with a national following

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@Psaulliam @PositivFuturist For some reason I suspect drunk driving isn't very common among Muslims

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@PawsUpCoogs @JorgeMa85963844 @rogue3_3 @UHpres @EddieNunezAD @MardellMaxwell I'm stealing "would rather watch animals than football"

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

If you think the campus hasn't changed drastically over the years, I suggest you take a look at all the new dorms and other construction happening as we speak. In addition to massively updated athletics venues and power conference membership.

[Jorge Martinez @JorgeMa85963844]

@brewofh @PawsUpCoogs @UHpres @EddieNunezAD @MardellMaxwell there is only one thing that has change about UH since the old years and is not that we started to be a commuter school of all of a sudden.

[Aruvin 💊 @aruvinchan]

This man was having an argument on Facebook.

Some Muslim online insulted his Hindu god, so he, in turn, insulted Prophet Muhammad.

That user screenshot his comment, reported him to the authorities, got him arrested, and now he's set to be executed.

Muslim countries are nuts.

[Coogmaxxer @brewofh]

@JorgeMa85963844 @PawsUpCoogs @UHpres @EddieNunezAD @MardellMaxwell Making a post about commuters into a post about "minorities" is certainly a move

[Paws 🐾 @PawsUpCoogs]

“So you’ve been ranked the entire season and have one of the best offenses in the country?”

Yes, Dave.

“But your attendance numbers are regressing year-over-year?”

Unfortunately yes, Dave.

“For the past 17 years, have you been admitting students you know will commute back and forth like they’re still in high school?”

Yes, Dave.

“Have you also been admitting students who show no desire for campus/sporting events?”

…Yes, Dave.

“But you expected them to become alumni who would fill up your stadium and donate to the school?”

…