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roundabout enthusiast

[jake @wormpuller]

Larry did not have ties to Moe, per Curly

[wint @dril]

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

[Truthstream Media @truthstreamnews]

“Just a thought... more of a shot in the dark, but uh... We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?”

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Now he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out
If I’m naughty or nice
Now I’m going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But he’s coming to
Town now

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.

[damo 🫵 @MFDAMO]

It is November 19 2019, I am waiting on GTA 6.

It is November 19 2020, I am waiting on GTA 6.

It is November 19 2022, I am waiting on GTA 6.

It is November 19 2024, I am waiting on GTA 6.

It is November 19 2026

[katie @earthbound64]

The Beatles

[GalaxyZeinzVA @GalaxyZeinz]

when the earl gray kicks in

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

[rat @ratdent]

runs by

[محمد @mohfuwa]

Elden ring nightreign

[joe @JoeStokowski]

guy in front of me at my wicked screening is losing his fuckin shit because I'm using my coffee grinder to grind up some beans.. uhhhh ok mr. movie police where tf am I supposed to grind them

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

[seven◡̈🧦🍄‍🟫🦇🕸️❤️🐶 @sevenleftsocks]

happy birthday danny devito i think you are a beautiful man