Brown Glock

Intelligence and expertise in cyber and data risk. Also...random musings on lots of other stuff. Find us on #Mastodon

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@LisaForteUK Spain in the 80’s was difficult to beat as the tapas came free with your beer

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@LisaForteUK Try it. And / or look at the government healthcare site to see what the ‘official’ route is. If you have travel insurance, they usually have a help desk that, even if treatment isn’t covered in whichever country you’re in, can point you in the right direction.

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@LisaForteUK “We are experiencing an unusually high volume of nasty stuff. Your call is important to us but we’re too busy running around like headless chickens to be arsed to answer your call. We hope you enjoy the music on hold for the next few weeks”

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@AccidentalCISO Seem to be adding to the Proton vote… Here’s the howto: https://t.co/FJAHuEaW6L

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@gabsmashh My fave is VOMIT -voice over misconfigured internet telephones

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@gabsmashh you probably have. What’s the crypto equivalent of looking for change down the back of the couch?

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@TracketPacer iReallyHopeThisIsntInAnyWordLists

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@troyhunt @BBC @Daniel_ThomasG @zsk -able to help?

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@leverus Harry Harrison- The stainless steel rat

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@gabsmashh Glad that I have a ‘work from home’ contract

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@rrhoover Tracking my rowing with PocketCox

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@SoVeryBritish About this time of year I think about changing the temperature setting on the fridge

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@SwiftOnSecurity JCL

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@anton_chuvakin I’ve been working with an ex head of operations from a large bank that developed a platform similar to several big names but with the intention to have the clients’ own risk ratings reflected in the UI. Surprisingly rare thing to see.

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@LisaForteUK Is now the time to invest in a mountaineering business so that you can claim kit purchases as a legitimate expense?

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@techspence No one ever knows how the network is put together

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@SwiftOnSecurity “I have decided to become a COBOL expert”

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@SwiftOnSecurity If it’s for business managers: “doing this costs us X, not doing this could cost us Y, with a probability of Z.” Where Y is a scary number that would seriously impact their ability to make their business objectives.

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@SoVeryBritish No list of the best would be complete without “Luncheon”