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@NITESHS9067448 @CalltoActivism Simp

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@AmberCaseye9xe @bygambles @AmericanAir Every time I interact with them, I like to remind them of their stock price. They won’t be in business for long.

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@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx Check with your credit card company next.

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OOTD: Lululemon hat, lululemon shirt, lululemon shorts, lululemon socks, lululemon shoes, lululemon keychain (large). Reference photo available upon request.

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Imagine Kamala had the “K Hive” and still lost??

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I’d prefer June 4 tbh

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Three presidents died on the 4th of July: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on July 4, 1826 (the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence). James Monroe died on July 4, 1831.

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The most dangerous car in LA is one that isn’t made anymore. A 2004 Saturn Vue. A 2008-2015 Prius. Etc

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Warmed up in 2003 so don’t really feel the need to do it every time

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@AmericanAir @BaldNightingale Ai slop reply

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Seriously @ATT?

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@productionista I’m lucky you saved my number in your phone (even with a typo)

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“My phone turns off at 9:30. Only your texts come through.”

She’s gonna be pissed when she reads these.

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If she thought I was young at 26 she should have seen me at 21.

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My wife just told me I should have been nicer to her in 2009. We didn’t meet until 2014.

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Also if we had met in 2009 there’s a 0% chance we’d have gotten married.

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@omgsidewalks

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@Diivanand @laurenlself Can even go up to Canada

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@AmericanAir @garyredeye1 Some nonsense every time from you guys.