SEPTA Sam

Nyc | Philly sports sufferer | #hater and bryce harper glazer| i like house music

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

@2Mantooth It probably blorps tho

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

@TappedOutTakes Hugo Boss is a dead giveaway

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

@NotBalmain

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

Island time

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

New larry david show. Not that funny. Had a chuckle seeing him in funny costumes tho

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

Lost between borders. Norwegian citizen. Stuck india. Living on the streets. Surviving

[🌻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ONLYTANGS_]

got asked when i’m stopping the gimmick tweets

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

@RossKneeDeep The easiest way to see that this is fake is the Mets walk off a winner headline. They have not won since the Knicks parade.

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

Thank you mamdami for freezing this consultants and his IB roomates rent 🥰

[y- ypg سلمان @reaIsk20]

tried lying on resume gimmick and now i gotta talk about how i grew up in the slums of lahore

[Overheard on Wall Street @OHWallStreet]

KNICKS IN FIVE

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

Happy sheep saturday to all who celebrate #jesters

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

@stockxsucks Owned by the same guy. It’s the same steak

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

The worst guy you know has suddenly become the biggest Knicks fan

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

@KMSColeman Buddys spotted #saltlife

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

The fuck is my boy drinking

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[SEPTA Sam @browntown69]

Why haven’t the HYROX jesters left nyc yet i swear theres 30 in my gym everyday dressed in full bandit gear

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

he's so polite.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

I spoke with Grover Cleveland Alexander today about Cristopher Sánchez possibly breaking his franchise consecutive scoreless inning record.

“I’m rooting for him,” said Alexander, age 139. “He’s an incredible talent.”

Classy stuff from Old Pete.